So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26222. | Jordan (zuki) | 58.85 | 96% | 2012-01-14 |
| 26223. | orchid (orchidngo) | 58.85 | — | 2010-09-30 |
| 26224. | Anjil (devanjil) | 58.84 | 95% | 2021-12-18 |
| 26225. | Serge (sergewasd) | 58.84 | 88% | 2016-08-27 |
| 26226. | matik (matik) | 58.84 | 92% | 2012-09-11 |
| 26227. | de la porte (delaporte) | 58.83 | 95% | 2017-02-21 |
| 26228. | Slim (fake_slim_shady) | 58.83 | 91% | 2014-04-28 |
| 26229. | Chris (christrilling) | 58.82 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 26230. | Jainam (jainam123) | 58.82 | 95.5% | 2023-08-24 |
| 26231. | Keshav (kksu278) | 58.82 | 94% | 2021-04-13 |
| 26232. | Alex ` (zcolby) | 58.82 | 90% | 2014-04-01 |
| 26233. | celica (celica) | 58.82 | 93% | 2014-07-26 |
| 26234. | Husnain (husnaink) | 58.81 | 99% | 2014-09-17 |
| 26235. | Hillary (auxhillary) | 58.81 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 26236. | Flash! (speed_freak) | 58.81 | 93% | 2012-04-22 |
| 26237. | King (kingblapa) | 58.81 | 94% | 2011-10-26 |
| 26238. | piimpj (pjcrowley) | 58.80 | 95% | 2013-02-26 |
| 26239. | Andrew (happie) | 58.80 | 98.5% | 2021-03-03 |
| 26240. | Syed Sheraz (syedsherazarshad) | 58.80 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 26241. | rohan (rohanktksu) | 58.80 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 26242. | dayy (lordie) | 58.80 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 26243. | Elias (9elias) | 58.80 | 95% | 2018-08-17 |
| 26244. | @iKunCerulean (ivankun) | 58.80 | 89% | 2011-12-03 |
| 26245. | Jean Carlo (jcbambalan) | 58.80 | 94% | 2014-07-14 |
| 26246. | TAJ- END- (mdth) | 58.80 | 92% | 2013-10-01 |
| 26247. | Laama (laamasweg) | 58.80 | 83% | 2016-10-27 |
| 26248. | Dmitriy (deemiler) | 58.80 | 92% | 2011-09-05 |
| 26249. | Joe (joeblase) | 58.79 | 94% | 2022-05-07 |
| 26250. | Johnny (johnnyboi4732) | 58.79 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 26251. | Bidhan (bidhansampang) | 58.79 | 96% | 2023-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |