The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1703. | cozyDibs (cozydibs) | 117.36 | 97.3% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1704. | Ryan (ryanssd) | 117.36 | 99% | 2024-10-14 |
| 1705. | alse (edgemaxxing) | 117.35 | 98% | 2025-07-20 |
| 1706. | Kit (kesuki) | 117.34 | 98% | 2020-02-28 |
| 1707. | (welltwell) | 117.33 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 1708. | kkgbyn (slyle) | 117.33 | 92% | 2015-12-30 |
| 1709. | Aiden (kula_) | 117.32 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 1710. | Johan Gusmand (itsjawknee) | 117.32 | 98.8% | 2024-12-05 |
| 1711. | Young (youngflee) | 117.32 | 96% | 2015-08-18 |
| 1712. | Ben (bencooper) | 117.32 | 95% | 2014-04-20 |
| 1713. | ukimub (ukimub) | 117.31 | 98% | 2018-06-26 |
| 1714. | Poopfeast (maldici) | 117.31 | 96% | 2015-10-25 |
| 1715. | realforce (realf0rce) | 117.30 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 1716. | skyactiv (atenza) | 117.29 | 98% | 2012-02-22 |
| 1717. | Bjorn (bjornbaboon) | 117.28 | 97.9% | 2023-12-24 |
| 1718. | Josh (hammondjx) | 117.28 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| 1719. | nuh uh (penguinish) | 117.27 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 1720. | Alumetra (rayacross) | 117.27 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
| 1721. | DeeFly (deefly) | 117.27 | 98.1% | 2021-02-25 |
| 1722. | J pot pot (jpotpot) | 117.27 | 90% | 2015-06-05 |
| 1723. | JB (wtfhowareyousofast) | 117.23 | 98.3% | 2021-02-25 |
| 1724. | Todd (ttran65) | 117.22 | 98% | 2021-09-04 |
| 1725. | Lactophenol Cotton Boy (tpy... | 117.22 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| 1726. | dah (highrool) | 117.22 | 99% | 2017-09-02 |
| 1727. | Mitchel (mitchthebaker) | 117.20 | 99% | 2022-06-29 |
| 1728. | ISuckAtTyperacer (im_bad_at... | 117.20 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| 1729. | Bob (bgulliver) | 117.20 | 95% | 2012-02-05 |
| 1730. | bindyy (bindyy) | 117.18 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
| 1731. | Patrick (verona) | 117.17 | 99% | 2012-11-03 |
| 1732. | Ibrahim (ibrahimtyper) | 117.16 | 99.2% | 2024-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |