I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9004. | RamEatsCow (sddhrthrt) | 88.54 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 9005. | Ethan (real_ethan_) | 88.52 | 96% | 2024-05-31 |
| 9006. | Tom (tomspell) | 88.52 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
| 9007. | And (andzer0) | 88.52 | 95.5% | 2023-09-20 |
| 9008. | Runa (runaperuasdf) | 88.52 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 9009. | Kerrby (kerrby) | 88.51 | 97% | 2025-04-19 |
| 9010. | em (eeopkc) | 88.51 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 9011. | Umar (ukjadoon) | 88.51 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 9012. | TonySoprano (tony_soprano) | 88.50 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| 9013. | Thanh (tnguyen098) | 88.50 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 9014. | Max (p1spastic) | 88.50 | 95% | 2017-03-04 |
| 9015. | t (12cligon) | 88.49 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 9016. | arichnad (arichnad) | 88.49 | 98.2% | 2023-08-30 |
| 9017. | HackerKR (hackerkr) | 88.49 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 9018. | Jeff (scitenik) | 88.49 | 88% | 2016-10-10 |
| 9019. | Manoz (clawsofeagle) | 88.49 | 99% | 2017-08-30 |
| 9020. | James (kimandoxs) | 88.48 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 9021. | D3C0D3R (deeeecoder) | 88.48 | 96.8% | 2023-11-04 |
| 9022. | Pratyush (pratyush211) | 88.48 | 99% | 2022-05-07 |
| 9023. | Declan (dg05) | 88.48 | 96.8% | 2024-07-28 |
| 9024. | vtmr (vtmr) | 88.48 | 91% | 2015-08-06 |
| 9025. | bob the builder (bobthebuil... | 88.47 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| 9026. | Max (hihello12327) | 88.47 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 9027. | Cadium (adeiaa9505) | 88.47 | 96.4% | 2024-07-13 |
| 9028. | gupta (gupta01) | 88.47 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
| 9029. | JazzyJonah (jazzyjonah) | 88.46 | 96% | 2023-12-31 |
| 9030. | Tim (thole) | 88.46 | 98% | 2019-03-15 |
| 9031. | Sebastian (rosariose19) | 88.44 | 96% | 2018-03-11 |
| 9032. | Michael (javamorris) | 88.44 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 9033. | ElderBagnall (elder_bagnall) | 88.43 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |