The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3833. | Quan (tmquan98) | 59.42 | 97.9% | 2021-02-25 |
| 3834. | Aditya (aditya5991) | 59.42 | 96% | 2022-06-30 |
| 3835. | J (xjdx) | 59.42 | — | 2009-07-26 |
| 3836. | oreka (oreka) | 59.42 | — | 2010-01-24 |
| 3837. | Vahan (twonex) | 59.41 | 99% | 2016-03-15 |
| 3838. | S2xc (s2xc1) | 59.41 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 3839. | guitar (guitarplayer_6) | 59.40 | 96% | 2014-06-11 |
| 3840. | Bilal (bilal952) | 59.40 | 92% | 2015-09-09 |
| 3841. | a0 (quannt) | 59.39 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 3842. | anita (yepi) | 59.39 | 95% | 2013-08-14 |
| 3843. | awais (awaissharif) | 59.39 | 99% | 2017-02-23 |
| 3844. | Bryan (bryanoncolemak) | 59.39 | 95% | 2012-10-13 |
| 3845. | raphael (rfal10) | 59.38 | 97% | 2012-02-16 |
| 3846. | Tejas (tejastaori) | 59.38 | 94% | 2011-06-19 |
| 3847. | Razor (edwino) | 59.38 | 92% | 2012-11-05 |
| 3848. | Bach (bachtieudiep) | 59.38 | 94% | 2012-12-15 |
| 3849. | Sid (justthewritetype) | 59.37 | 97% | 2016-03-29 |
| 3850. | Rija (deedee) | 59.37 | — | 2008-09-05 |
| 3851. | Krzysiek (ksm123) | 59.37 | 99% | 2013-03-25 |
| 3852. | aislan (aislan) | 59.37 | — | 2008-09-01 |
| 3853. | Shashank (shashank_typer) | 59.36 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 3854. | montant (montantoine) | 59.36 | — | 2009-10-29 |
| 3855. | ebence (ebence) | 59.36 | — | 2009-12-29 |
| 3856. | ☠ ₴ u ₪ i ₤ ☠ (su... | 59.36 | 95% | 2012-12-11 |
| 3857. | L (omar91089) | 59.36 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 3858. | Igor (slowburn) | 59.35 | 95% | 2019-03-28 |
| 3859. | Le (lent) | 59.35 | 97% | 2013-01-23 |
| 3860. | Tahmeed (tahmeed_ahmed) | 59.34 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 3861. | oswald (oswald63) | 59.34 | 98% | 2014-06-17 |
| 3862. | Nate (scourse) | 59.34 | 93% | 2013-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |