Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2588. | Jessica (yuumizoomies) | 75.09 | 96% | 2020-07-31 |
| 2589. | Muhammad (berylmiller) | 75.09 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
| 2590. | Bob (john_the_racer) | 75.08 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
| 2591. | Jebediah (bakerman144) | 75.08 | 98% | 2020-04-11 |
| 2592. | Akira (akira1957) | 75.06 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 2593. | wtf am i doing with my life... | 75.06 | 97% | 2017-12-16 |
| 2594. | vetle (vetlebg) | 75.03 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 2595. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 75.03 | 97% | 2017-12-27 |
| 2596. | R (rtleo) | 75.03 | 97% | 2017-12-05 |
| 2597. | Neodymium (neodytrium) | 74.99 | 95% | 2020-11-20 |
| 2598. | stream BTS (bts2013) | 74.98 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 2599. | Micky (vorine) | 74.97 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| 2600. | James (james80401) | 74.96 | 99% | 2019-08-19 |
| 2601. | abcno1 (abcno1) | 74.93 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2602. | Ocean (oceanlim) | 74.93 | 95% | 2020-12-06 |
| 2603. | AhmedSalem (mrtempo) | 74.93 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
| 2604. | 5k m1chael (mihai03) | 74.92 | 97% | 2020-08-14 |
| 2605. | Go D. (deeated) | 74.92 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2606. | Manuel Maria (brair) | 74.91 | 100% | 2018-11-02 |
| 2607. | merryl (sweetosmanthus) | 74.90 | 97% | 2017-11-01 |
| 2608. | Tim (tim28) | 74.89 | 96% | 2018-10-06 |
| 2609. | icanttypeaccuratelyconsiste... | 74.89 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
| 2610. | zyao (siryao) | 74.89 | 98% | 2017-11-01 |
| 2611. | vikalimo (anoba) | 74.86 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 2612. | Ofito (ofito) | 74.85 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 2613. | Seraphim (blarf2) | 74.82 | 99% | 2019-04-04 |
| 2614. | daan (daan24) | 74.80 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 2615. | Kou (itsme1) | 74.79 | 97% | 2018-06-08 |
| 2616. | Bery (chopstickspinoy) | 74.77 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 2617. | Chatham (cala95) | 74.76 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |