As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9486. | Cole (colerino) | 85.42 | 90% | 2016-10-04 |
| 9487. | Apoorv Singhal (sasuke232) | 85.42 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| 9488. | nico yes nico (nic_o_nic) | 85.42 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 9489. | dove (nach9208) | 85.41 | 97.2% | 2024-10-16 |
| 9490. | Bla (blablub) | 85.41 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 9491. | Emil (awsomeemil25) | 85.41 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 9492. | Radmir (radmir2015) | 85.41 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 9493. | gamer (crimsonfckr) | 85.41 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 9494. | Rico (satoshi444) | 85.41 | 99% | 2017-12-04 |
| 9495. | Wen Ree (cataclysm234) | 85.40 | 95% | 2025-07-07 |
| 9496. | Dusa (enjdusan) | 85.40 | 99% | 2021-05-21 |
| 9497. | Gotta Blast! (chikin) | 85.40 | 98% | 2015-11-10 |
| 9498. | THREEFOURSIXX (avenkata@liv... | 85.40 | 93% | 2016-08-31 |
| 9499. | Lucas (lucasgc358) | 85.39 | 97% | 2025-08-20 |
| 9500. | Andreas (shadowtree) | 85.39 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
| 9501. | Boni (papabernard23) | 85.39 | 99% | 2023-07-20 |
| 9502. | dee (dee321) | 85.38 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 9503. | palestine will be free (ell... | 85.38 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 9504. | karen (lvl100karen) | 85.38 | 96.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 9505. | Ryu (ryusong) | 85.38 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
| 9506. | Ted (duketed) | 85.37 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 9507. | Nick (legnik) | 85.37 | 98% | 2023-10-29 |
| 9508. | Damn7 (damn7slow) | 85.37 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 9509. | Aniket (aniketsanghi) | 85.37 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 9510. | Alejandro (alejo_100) | 85.37 | 97% | 2016-01-04 |
| 9511. | Huy (giahuy7753) | 85.36 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 9512. | Earnest (redwhirl) | 85.35 | 99% | 2024-05-16 |
| 9513. | Dustin (dustin099) | 85.35 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 9514. | Meta (metahead) | 85.35 | 97% | 2019-09-22 |
| 9515. | Alper (alper1) | 85.35 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |