So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8234. | (doiv23) | 89.21 | 99% | 2020-11-11 |
| 8235. | (buiman001) | 89.21 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 8236. | Pikston (pikston) | 89.21 | 99% | 2013-05-12 |
| 8237. | (guywhodoesallthegroupwork) | 89.20 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 8238. | (hpp3) | 89.20 | 93% | 2014-02-12 |
| 8239. | (diegovictor) | 89.20 | 93% | 2014-03-20 |
| 8240. | (fallenleaf) | 89.20 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 8241. | (blajar) | 89.20 | 99% | 2012-07-10 |
| 8242. | (nootoverlord) | 89.19 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
| 8243. | (wlkvr) | 89.19 | 98% | 2018-07-21 |
| 8244. | McLoving (24thknight) | 89.19 | 97% | 2014-07-08 |
| 8245. | (andrewjk14) | 89.18 | 97.7% | 2023-10-02 |
| 8246. | (coolguy69) | 89.18 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 8247. | (reeta) | 89.18 | 96% | 2012-02-08 |
| 8248. | (pimiento7) | 89.18 | 96% | 2014-10-07 |
| 8249. | (fisty) | 89.18 | 91% | 2012-03-03 |
| 8250. | (rice_senpai) | 89.17 | 98% | 2023-01-21 |
| 8251. | (dbambino) | 89.17 | 98% | 2017-08-07 |
| 8252. | Dedy (dedy) | 89.17 | 94% | 2013-07-16 |
| 8253. | Vsevolod (cosdaj_dv) | 89.16 | 97.5% | 2023-09-05 |
| 8254. | (josh53___) | 89.16 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 8255. | (prepared) | 89.16 | 94% | 2012-10-03 |
| 8256. | (simcoen) | 89.16 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 8257. | (h3half) | 89.15 | 96% | 2016-04-04 |
| 8258. | (jkeyboy50) | 89.15 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| 8259. | (typemanthetypist) | 89.15 | 93% | 2015-07-19 |
| 8260. | (james121515) | 89.15 | 93% | 2011-12-12 |
| 8261. | Khoi (khoitran) | 89.14 | 98% | 2021-09-17 |
| 8262. | (blastin) | 89.14 | 97% | 2015-07-23 |
| 8263. | (mr_penguin01) | 89.13 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |