Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2847. | Tristan (tris_tan) | 77.90 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
2848. | Yoda (booya51) | 77.89 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
2849. | Ibrahim (platon) | 77.88 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
2850. | sir abelot (lololong) | 77.88 | 95% | 2019-02-07 |
2851. | purpleraccoon (purpleraccoon) | 77.87 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
2852. | RRKS (rrks43) | 77.87 | 98% | 2019-03-10 |
2853. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 77.87 | 98% | 2018-04-27 |
2854. | Wayne (samehadenough) | 77.86 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
2855. | arcady (arcady) | 77.86 | 99% | 2020-11-18 |
2856. | But (butthead2) | 77.85 | 96% | 2019-04-02 |
2857. | Shane (shanefanx) | 77.85 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
2858. | Jckyy (jckyy) | 77.85 | 98% | 2017-12-08 |
2859. | Chad (calforex) | 77.84 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
2860. | Asewze (asewze) | 77.83 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
2861. | Mark (hikchoi) | 77.83 | 95% | 2019-05-10 |
2862. | Dan (aizort) | 77.83 | 98% | 2018-07-21 |
2863. | Shawn (koveus) | 77.82 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
2864. | dedknd (dedknd) | 77.82 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
2865. | Phil (pliao39) | 77.82 | 98% | 2019-01-16 |
2866. | Ginnoir (ginnoir) | 77.80 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
2867. | Ben (bstad) | 77.79 | 97% | 2019-01-16 |
2868. | Alex (poop_guy) | 77.79 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
2869. | Caro (caro17) | 77.78 | 96% | 2020-07-29 |
2870. | Nikola (shporet) | 77.78 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
2871. | Marcellus (krouthen) | 77.77 | 95% | 2019-11-12 |
2872. | garyng (garyng1) | 77.77 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
2873. | Nutalie (frostybeep) | 77.77 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
2874. | Matt (britzkrieg) | 77.76 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
2875. | yunski (yunski) | 77.76 | 96% | 2019-11-16 |
2876. | Dyon (vertigosans) | 77.76 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |