I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13229. | Akira (alt_ctrl_defeat) | 79.66 | 96% | 2025-08-26 |
| 13230. | mark.ig (tryingtohavefun1924) | 79.66 | 96.9% | 2023-09-03 |
| 13231. | Nguyễn Nhâm (nhamtan) | 79.66 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 13232. | clone (qlone) | 79.66 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
| 13233. | YurQ (yurq) | 79.66 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
| 13234. | Ellen (oheyitsellen) | 79.65 | 96% | 2016-12-26 |
| 13235. | Aryan (aryandeore) | 79.65 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
| 13236. | ᕙ(˵ ಠ ਊ ಠ ˵)ᕗ (... | 79.65 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 13237. | Pedro (pelohi) | 79.65 | 93% | 2015-09-30 |
| 13238. | thug man (smarwinkster) | 79.64 | 95.9% | 2023-12-07 |
| 13239. | Melihcan (melihcann) | 79.64 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 13240. | i might OD (fr) (shubbe12) | 79.64 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 13241. | Dark (dark_byte) | 79.64 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 13242. | ggzor (ggzor) | 79.64 | 96% | 2022-10-06 |
| 13243. | Tristan (min0r__) | 79.64 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 13244. | Insanityandme (insanityandme) | 79.63 | 77% | 2015-06-14 |
| 13245. | Balu (humanizom) | 79.62 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 13246. | Izzy (izzycebola) | 79.62 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 13247. | Dedamn (dedamn) | 79.62 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 13248. | potato (potatopwns) | 79.62 | 96% | 2019-01-29 |
| 13249. | Saurabh (saurabhjain) | 79.62 | 93% | 2015-10-02 |
| 13250. | Filigree (bampy08) | 79.61 | 94% | 2015-11-12 |
| 13251. | ZiKeng54 (zikeng54) | 79.61 | 97% | 2024-05-28 |
| 13252. | Andrew (fujiou) | 79.61 | 93% | 2016-06-20 |
| 13253. | a (indigotoucan) | 79.61 | 97.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 13254. | nixxkk00 (theonlybadmax) | 79.61 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 13255. | Orestes (purcellain) | 79.61 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
| 13256. | Zach (goattyper) | 79.61 | 96% | 2016-09-18 |
| 13257. | Markaras Voliotaras (markvo... | 79.60 | 96% | 2025-04-24 |
| 13258. | Hiep (dutahi) | 79.60 | 98.2% | 2023-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |