I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1631. | Frieren (frieren) | 100.97 | 97% | 2020-08-08 |
| 1632. | Durzo (durzoblint) | 100.97 | 97% | 2018-06-15 |
| 1633. | Amit (amitsetty) | 100.97 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 1634. | Karl (karl_learns_steno) | 100.97 | 95% | 2019-09-01 |
| 1635. | Peter (meffisto420) | 100.97 | 99% | 2019-02-08 |
| 1636. | Metacarcinus (mcmagister) | 100.96 | 97% | 2017-11-26 |
| 1637. | :O (andrewhl01) | 100.94 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 1638. | mickey (c2sulli) | 100.94 | 96% | 2020-01-22 |
| 1639. | 123 (jokke27) | 100.93 | 98% | 2018-02-14 |
| 1640. | Xadek (koch0183) | 100.93 | 99% | 2017-09-20 |
| 1641. | TQ (_tq_) | 100.92 | 96% | 2019-10-21 |
| 1642. | Kevin (kjax) | 100.92 | 99% | 2020-09-19 |
| 1643. | bananacake (bananacak3) | 100.91 | 99% | 2017-10-25 |
| 1644. | adend (grand_wizard) | 100.88 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
| 1645. | kyndrid (kyndrid) | 100.86 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1646. | ジョーヨ (joeyo) | 100.86 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 1647. | (bribe) | 100.84 | 97% | 2020-05-27 |
| 1648. | Evan (decone) | 100.84 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1649. | Rachelle (persimmon) | 100.83 | 99% | 2020-05-05 |
| 1650. | Tobbe (tobbe326) | 100.83 | 98% | 2020-08-13 |
| 1651. | Michael (toast23) | 100.76 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1652. | Jaime (gabe_lumayog99) | 100.76 | 97% | 2018-10-27 |
| 1653. | pea (pbarakat) | 100.73 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 1654. | Baked and Buttered (mcallen... | 100.73 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 1655. | Dan (moochookaboo) | 100.72 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
| 1656. | Pluufi (pluufi) | 100.72 | 99% | 2020-11-27 |
| 1657. | Benjamin (bnje1) | 100.71 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 1658. | John (alpha86) | 100.69 | 96% | 2018-07-14 |
| 1659. | 獣耳尻尾 (kemomimishippo) | 100.69 | 97% | 2019-02-23 |
| 1660. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 100.68 | 99% | 2020-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |