I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4292. | Chumchum (aldzia) | 105.28 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 4293. | πͺ πΈπͺ πΈπͺ πΈ... | 105.28 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 4294. | Joshua (paper_astronaut) | 105.28 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 4295. | Audrey (yirenw) | 105.27 | 96% | 2025-09-11 |
| 4296. | Nathan (memewhat123) | 105.27 | 98% | 2025-10-16 |
| 4297. | Callum (yuihirasawa) | 105.27 | 97.7% | 2023-06-28 |
| 4298. | Mango (mangorice) | 105.27 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 4299. | Cove (cove) | 105.26 | 99% | 2026-03-10 |
| 4300. | Jackson (yellowkhan) | 105.26 | 99% | 2022-08-23 |
| 4301. | pia (pipp4416) | 105.26 | 98.4% | 2025-05-17 |
| 4302. | aero (aeroagg15) | 105.26 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 4303. | Joe (wolhaiksong) | 105.26 | 95% | 2018-02-23 |
| 4304. | Peter (vividdreamer) | 105.24 | 96% | 2019-01-11 |
| 4305. | Daniel (theoretic) | 105.24 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 4306. | anxious (anxioussheep) | 105.23 | 98% | 2022-10-01 |
| 4307. | Jason (ironfisttexas) | 105.23 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
| 4308. | Herrah (neiljmth) | 105.22 | 98% | 2024-12-31 |
| 4309. | R a c u (rebbok2002) | 105.22 | 99.3% | 2024-08-20 |
| 4310. | done (alexthelegend) | 105.22 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 4311. | Tom (decoherence) | 105.22 | 99% | 2020-06-23 |
| 4312. | Gary (nalali) | 105.21 | 99% | 2017-06-18 |
| 4313. | tstats[daball] (daball) | 105.21 | 98% | 2018-03-10 |
| 4314. | Sophia (bengaysexlove) | 105.20 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 4315. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 105.19 | 99% | 2018-12-02 |
| 4316. | Erica (elbowkoala) | 105.19 | 97.5% | 2023-11-13 |
| 4317. | na (fenror) | 105.19 | 93% | 2017-03-09 |
| 4318. | Adrian (cui3e) | 105.18 | 97% | 2019-08-10 |
| 4319. | noquit (megatank) | 105.18 | 100% | 2021-03-02 |
| 4320. | moofasa (macywood) | 105.17 | 97.8% | 2023-06-01 |
| 4321. | Baruk (baruk) | 105.17 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |