As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8777. | Zoon (zoonhoney) | 86.57 | 98% | 2019-03-03 |
| 8778. | Trung (trunga0) | 86.57 | 91% | 2015-04-18 |
| 8779. | Peter (pinus1) | 86.56 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 8780. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 86.55 | 99% | 2022-04-14 |
| 8781. | Adi (diddly_doo) | 86.55 | 99% | 2021-04-06 |
| 8782. | can_i_kinesis (can_i_kinesis) | 86.54 | 97.4% | 2024-08-02 |
| 8783. | GODSPEED (flashahyea) | 86.54 | 95.3% | 2023-09-07 |
| 8784. | patel to the metal (wildsv2) | 86.54 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 8785. | XBT (krungthep) | 86.54 | 97% | 2019-02-08 |
| 8786. | JongYoon (jongq) | 86.54 | 97% | 2016-12-02 |
| 8787. | Harvey (harveydent1) | 86.54 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
| 8788. | Bibba (bibba27) | 86.53 | 96% | 2022-05-05 |
| 8789. | Harvest (gearsoftheapparatus) | 86.53 | 97% | 2019-01-02 |
| 8790. | POOKR (pookr) | 86.53 | 98% | 2019-12-31 |
| 8791. | Dumby (cooh) | 86.53 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 8792. | Daniel (ludaniel) | 86.53 | 86% | 2016-03-23 |
| 8793. | Miguel (anckael) | 86.52 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 8794. | Tom (decoherence) | 86.52 | 97.5% | 2023-10-19 |
| 8795. | bananacake (bananacak3) | 86.52 | 96% | 2016-02-15 |
| 8796. | stop.png (stoppng) | 86.51 | 97% | 2024-11-13 |
| 8797. | mistral (orangemistrall) | 86.51 | 97.3% | 2024-03-10 |
| 8798. | wrinkly (ballzak) | 86.51 | 97% | 2019-10-11 |
| 8799. | Eric (cool_armadillo) | 86.51 | 99% | 2022-01-10 |
| 8800. | Trenten (guitars12) | 86.51 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
| 8801. | Zor (zorion) | 86.51 | 95% | 2017-12-01 |
| 8802. | Kai zheng (nebs_2ge) | 86.50 | 96.7% | 2025-03-07 |
| 8803. | Kate (larleek) | 86.50 | 98.4% | 2024-01-10 |
| 8804. | Ajax (abaddon431) | 86.50 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 8805. | Waqar (john_counter) | 86.50 | 94% | 2015-11-25 |
| 8806. | binaypau (binaypau) | 86.49 | 98.2% | 2024-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |