When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4411. | Andrew (atru) | 100.02 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 4412. | David (bigd4316) | 100.02 | 99% | 2020-11-11 |
| 4413. | JD (eurphoria) | 100.01 | 98.2% | 2024-11-08 |
| 4414. | oskar (bagglord1337) | 100.01 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 4415. | ZweiEmu (zweiemu) | 100.01 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 4416. | ben (bumbleben7) | 100.00 | 95% | 2021-04-30 |
| 4417. | δΈε (quan72io) | 99.99 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 4418. | Adrian (adriandotarot) | 99.98 | 98% | 2018-12-29 |
| 4419. | Yam (metrictensor) | 99.98 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 4420. | oliver (spou) | 99.98 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 4421. | Genesis (genesisrhapsodos) | 99.98 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 4422. | Siddesh (sid58) | 99.98 | 93% | 2017-02-27 |
| 4423. | drws (drwsmnlpg9713) | 99.97 | 97.7% | 2024-01-15 |
| 4424. | ben (liubenjamin) | 99.97 | 97% | 2017-01-28 |
| 4425. | Dell (delliu) | 99.96 | 98% | 2026-04-14 |
| 4426. | CottonHeaded (cottonheadedn... | 99.96 | 98% | 2017-02-21 |
| 4427. | Bryan (thesilican) | 99.95 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 4428. | Is there a self? (deckard_4) | 99.95 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
| 4429. | Peter (ptnguyen) | 99.95 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 4430. | Wassup (andylocks) | 99.94 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| 4431. | Cameron (aerokn1ght) | 99.94 | 97% | 2025-02-15 |
| 4432. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 99.94 | 98% | 2025-06-13 |
| 4433. | ig: @avocadoglenn (till_death) | 99.93 | 97% | 2025-08-15 |
| 4434. | Pluufi (pluufi) | 99.93 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 4435. | Arief (ilikfunky7) | 99.93 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 4436. | kosmanaut (kosmanaut) | 99.92 | 99% | 2025-07-24 |
| 4437. | hoji (hojilee) | 99.92 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 4438. | BIG LARRY (lolaurence) | 99.92 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
| 4439. | malew (jpen369) | 99.92 | 96.9% | 2023-12-09 |
| 4440. | mustard maiden (mustardmaiden) | 99.92 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |