The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6856. | sabthecrab (sabthecrab) | 96.69 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 6857. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 96.69 | 99% | 2021-05-04 |
| 6858. | Rusty (foundry) | 96.69 | 95% | 2015-03-01 |
| 6859. | pear_in_prayer (panama_) | 96.68 | 96% | 2022-04-20 |
| 6860. | hella fast (accuracy_acc) | 96.68 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 6861. | Frank (fchiem) | 96.68 | 96% | 2013-02-05 |
| 6862. | Adam (toaadam) | 96.68 | 99% | 2016-08-10 |
| 6863. | Nick (nicklong1599) | 96.68 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 6864. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 96.68 | 99% | 2019-05-28 |
| 6865. | Turbo (turbo_typist) | 96.67 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 6866. | Dongles (dongles) | 96.67 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 6867. | yoon (yoonconner) | 96.67 | 94% | 2013-02-01 |
| 6868. | Kai (kamii) | 96.66 | 94% | 2015-10-04 |
| 6869. | Darian (generaldarian) | 96.66 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 6870. | jieun (bunnypenguin) | 96.66 | 96.2% | 2021-02-13 |
| 6871. | ProbablyButter (probablybut... | 96.66 | 98% | 2016-05-15 |
| 6872. | Deci (deciare) | 96.65 | 95% | 2012-11-08 |
| 6873. | Alex (acrucker) | 96.65 | 96% | 2014-01-02 |
| 6874. | tstats[space_magellan] (spa... | 96.65 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| 6875. | 🤠👌🏿 (blackclaw) | 96.65 | 95% | 2021-11-17 |
| 6876. | B (0x135) | 96.65 | 98% | 2016-07-23 |
| 6877. | jacob (specterr) | 96.64 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 6878. | dayqpi (dayqpi) | 96.64 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 6879. | Markus (markustelser) | 96.64 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 6880. | Gillyweeds (gillyweeds) | 96.64 | 96% | 2015-12-03 |
| 6881. | Yessir (romans828) | 96.64 | 98% | 2019-12-01 |
| 6882. | John Andrew (santiagoja_rog) | 96.63 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
| 6883. | Johan (treeff) | 96.63 | 96% | 2016-03-09 |
| 6884. | Luc (vaxim) | 96.63 | 100% | 2013-04-17 |
| 6885. | Sam (tictac) | 96.63 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |