The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31106. | lyss (glinna) | 63.89 | 96% | 2024-06-21 |
| 31107. | tauai (tauai) | 63.89 | 96% | 2025-03-31 |
| 31108. | FE!N (mamaguevaso) | 63.89 | 96.4% | 2025-04-16 |
| 31109. | currently typing (grandpath... | 63.89 | 97.8% | 2024-12-03 |
| 31110. | Mujamil Kazi (mujamil_8484) | 63.89 | 96.2% | 2024-08-29 |
| 31111. | M4L1AS (m4l1as) | 63.89 | 95.3% | 2024-11-18 |
| 31112. | felis dofmesticus (strongly... | 63.89 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
| 31113. | AeonXr (aeonxr) | 63.89 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 31114. | Choscar (oscar0418) | 63.89 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
| 31115. | Alias (lieyo_85) | 63.89 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 31116. | Keyser Söze (johnomaha) | 63.89 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 31117. | Zeeshan (zee1251) | 63.88 | 96.3% | 2024-01-20 |
| 31118. | Danh Chanratanak (nak_danh) | 63.88 | 95% | 2024-10-11 |
| 31119. | Corbin (shaelamaar) | 63.88 | 96% | 2019-08-09 |
| 31120. | Elliot (thefascist) | 63.88 | 94% | 2016-02-20 |
| 31121. | Drew (drew1008) | 63.88 | 95% | 2023-04-01 |
| 31122. | Talha Asif (talhaasif982) | 63.87 | 97% | 2025-07-31 |
| 31123. | Przemek (mushrum) | 63.87 | 95% | 2026-04-01 |
| 31124. | L.P (___l_p___) | 63.87 | 97% | 2024-10-31 |
| 31125. | Klocuszek (klocuszek) | 63.87 | 97% | 2025-07-31 |
| 31126. | Er Karan Joshi (erkaranjoshi_) | 63.87 | 98% | 2025-08-12 |
| 31127. | Floppalife (floppalife) | 63.87 | 94.2% | 2024-06-22 |
| 31128. | Casey (qwertyuiop1231) | 63.87 | 97.3% | 2024-01-19 |
| 31129. | xD trollers (xdtrollz) | 63.87 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 31130. | xyz (i_am_xyz) | 63.87 | 97% | 2025-06-18 |
| 31131. | Joshua (justdatotherguy) | 63.87 | 95% | 2021-09-15 |
| 31132. | Omar (decapod) | 63.87 | 96% | 2018-05-07 |
| 31133. | Vince (vin_man101) | 63.87 | 91% | 2014-04-08 |
| 31134. | Neil Josten (plainbreadstick) | 63.86 | 95.7% | 2025-03-04 |
| 31135. | simon (chainsawteeth) | 63.86 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |