You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1465. | anant (nntnag17) | 83.21 | 97% | 2018-05-26 |
| 1466. | Laura (luckybishop) | 83.16 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 1467. | Renson (renson1) | 83.14 | 97% | 2018-06-20 |
| 1468. | Meirage (csgomaster) | 83.14 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
| 1469. | Elliot_1980_UK (elliot_notts) | 83.14 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 1470. | Vijay (shere_khan) | 83.12 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 1471. | Terra (terranavis) | 83.12 | 98% | 2019-02-17 |
| 1472. | Lukas (hardwiredsports) | 83.11 | 96% | 2019-01-31 |
| 1473. | David (wavexz) | 83.09 | 97% | 2020-03-01 |
| 1474. | Will (greggaz) | 83.06 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
| 1475. | Julian (julrobb) | 83.05 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 1476. | Algen (algenhills) | 83.02 | 96% | 2020-07-13 |
| 1477. | not gammoron (gammoron) | 83.02 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 1478. | Neithen (neithen_s) | 83.01 | 96% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1479. | NekokeN (hr47) | 83.01 | 95% | 2020-05-17 |
| 1480. | Vinicius (vinnyataide) | 83.00 | 97% | 2019-02-17 |
| 1481. | Rusty (debug_god) | 82.99 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 1482. | Raiyan (raiyan04) | 82.96 | 96% | 2020-01-21 |
| 1483. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 82.95 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1484. | they used to say we would n... | 82.94 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
| 1485. | TripleMean (triplemean) | 82.94 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 1486. | R (frickoff) | 82.93 | 95% | 2018-07-15 |
| 1487. | bub (bubmaley) | 82.92 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1488. | ue (abadtyper) | 82.91 | 97% | 2020-05-17 |
| 1489. | andrew (400wpmalphamale) | 82.89 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 1490. | Andrew (hijakthatcar) | 82.86 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 1491. | izzlidat (izzlidat) | 82.85 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
| 1492. | nymm (day12) | 82.82 | 98% | 2019-04-10 |
| 1493. | mb3awi (emptybox34) | 82.78 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 1494. | ted (sayonara999) | 82.76 | 97% | 2019-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |