The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8758. | Tessa (tlw34) | 91.59 | 94% | 2011-08-01 |
| 8759. | Pranav (pranav93) | 91.59 | 93% | 2016-07-18 |
| 8760. | Piotr (pitoko) | 91.59 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 8761. | baneboo (baneboo) | 91.58 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 8762. | arivappa (leave_me_here) | 91.58 | 97% | 2023-03-18 |
| 8763. | Veract (veract) | 91.58 | 96% | 2014-03-29 |
| 8764. | brrrrrrrrr (kagami_taiga) | 91.58 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
| 8765. | Christopher-Alexandre Paque... | 91.57 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 8766. | willy (willywongker69) | 91.57 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 8767. | keyma.sh (bommer1234) | 91.57 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 8768. | patzer (tip3) | 91.57 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 8769. | JJ (japie4life) | 91.57 | 92% | 2016-07-21 |
| 8770. | Ye (yester1802) | 91.56 | 99% | 2020-04-15 |
| 8771. | Harvey (harveydent1) | 91.56 | 99% | 2019-08-23 |
| 8772. | renz (rennzyboo) | 91.56 | 95% | 2016-10-11 |
| 8773. | teruaki (typeraki) | 91.56 | 98% | 2014-03-11 |
| 8774. | Zach (fearxthis) | 91.55 | 89% | 2015-11-02 |
| 8775. | BELIEVE-GOD (debss) | 91.55 | 94% | 2013-10-26 |
| 8776. | Ceri (ceriser) | 91.55 | 95% | 2014-09-03 |
| 8777. | Endygo (cherjaco) | 91.54 | 98% | 2017-04-07 |
| 8778. | Sureka (hs29590) | 91.54 | 92% | 2015-03-19 |
| 8779. | player (writer35) | 91.54 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
| 8780. | Alex (snowmen777) | 91.54 | 98% | 2014-07-07 |
| 8781. | F (veneda24) | 91.54 | 87% | 2017-01-19 |
| 8782. | Meatball (meatball) | 91.54 | — | 2009-05-23 |
| 8783. | Todd (toddey65) | 91.53 | 99% | 2023-02-13 |
| 8784. | Marc (marcjuh) | 91.53 | 96% | 2013-05-05 |
| 8785. | Taylor. (tlrayo) | 91.53 | 96% | 2017-11-08 |
| 8786. | Albs (albuseinstein) | 91.52 | 97% | 2020-06-22 |
| 8787. | Kailan (kailan) | 91.52 | 97% | 2013-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |