So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5669. | Cody (icody_bot) | 96.73 | 95% | 2013-12-12 |
| 5670. | IBM Beamspring 4tw (keyboar... | 96.73 | 93% | 2014-08-08 |
| 5671. | Anton (hiya24) | 96.73 | 95% | 2016-12-01 |
| 5672. | Andrew (andmarek) | 96.72 | 93% | 2015-12-28 |
| 5673. | Tony (diceruler) | 96.72 | 97% | 2019-12-10 |
| 5674. | sammy (sammysosa151) | 96.72 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
| 5675. | Arie (buenobonsai) | 96.72 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 5676. | typer_trainer (typer_trainer) | 96.72 | 98.3% | 2023-10-02 |
| 5677. | Ed (gdman) | 96.72 | 95% | 2012-05-22 |
| 5678. | Alf Mikael (alf_m) | 96.72 | 92% | 2012-01-31 |
| 5679. | John (johnathanwu) | 96.71 | 92% | 2014-08-05 |
| 5680. | Krishna (cold5r) | 96.71 | 99% | 2019-01-18 |
| 5681. | Truman (aoctwilite) | 96.71 | 94% | 2011-10-19 |
| 5682. | Deen (imfukkengayomegalul) | 96.70 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 5683. | tom (ixjnkeewnoxx) | 96.70 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 5684. | argelfaster (foopoop) | 96.70 | 96% | 2011-06-22 |
| 5685. | endcaps (cadspen) | 96.69 | 96% | 2014-01-15 |
| 5686. | Periwinkle (niknik2121) | 96.69 | 95% | 2017-02-10 |
| 5687. | Charles (themythicalvlad) | 96.69 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 5688. | Taylor (taylorcuber717) | 96.69 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 5689. | zoldyck (mzoldyck) | 96.69 | 93% | 2012-05-05 |
| 5690. | debs (debs) | 96.69 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 5691. | Joe (tankbox) | 96.68 | 98% | 2017-03-24 |
| 5692. | Will (williamwang) | 96.68 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
| 5693. | Chris (faithisfear) | 96.67 | 95% | 2013-06-20 |
| 5694. | Appropriate (d0wny) | 96.66 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 5695. | Nick (burgerking316) | 96.65 | — | 2010-01-12 |
| 5696. | Stadics (stadics) | 96.63 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
| 5697. | Jordan (herktough) | 96.63 | 93% | 2011-10-25 |
| 5698. | SirShrek69 (puffers23) | 96.63 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |