So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19963. | Sazhuhy (sazhuhy) | 68.61 | 98% | 2013-02-16 |
| 19964. | Spencer (poipoe) | 68.61 | 92% | 2016-04-13 |
| 19965. | N (oryptic) | 68.61 | 92% | 2013-09-15 |
| 19966. | bruh (frenzyyyy_) | 68.60 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 19967. | Jun (refindo) | 68.60 | 93% | 2018-10-25 |
| 19968. | MizuiroNo (tchelet1) | 68.60 | 92% | 2015-06-09 |
| 19969. | Margaret (maggie_mae) | 68.60 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 19970. | Shaul (vburnin8tor) | 68.59 | 95% | 2016-02-24 |
| 19971. | Miky (mikymoose) | 68.59 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 19972. | sunderstorm (sunderstorm) | 68.59 | 90% | 2016-02-25 |
| 19973. | Layk (layk_lewis1) | 68.59 | 96% | 2018-03-06 |
| 19974. | Bella (n998) | 68.59 | 96.9% | 2021-02-25 |
| 19975. | javoscript (javoscript) | 68.59 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 19976. | James (leeroy909) | 68.59 | 93% | 2016-01-03 |
| 19977. | lilinfang (hk_l) | 68.59 | 97.2% | 2021-02-25 |
| 19978. | Nicky (sleeky_nicky) | 68.59 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
| 19979. | Jacob (debonairbender94) | 68.58 | 89% | 2017-03-15 |
| 19980. | Janfeb (janfeb22) | 68.58 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| 19981. | James (wikkidkid) | 68.58 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 19982. | Pascal (xzmcx) | 68.58 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 19983. | Andrea (tinola) | 68.58 | 96% | 2021-11-04 |
| 19984. | Ken (keni98) | 68.58 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 19985. | Lyndsey (lboulton) | 68.58 | 97% | 2016-06-09 |
| 19986. | Matrix (matri) | 68.58 | 95% | 2020-01-30 |
| 19987. | Bekzhan (bzaareg) | 68.58 | 91% | 2016-08-21 |
| 19988. | Vince (vincentsneed) | 68.58 | 96% | 2013-08-07 |
| 19989. | Steven (mindblast3r) | 68.58 | 96% | 2014-04-30 |
| 19990. | Archibald (homophobic_telet... | 68.57 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 19991. | vehemore (d4bb3r) | 68.57 | 95% | 2019-02-22 |
| 19992. | david (davie04) | 68.57 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |