The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28318. | Erica (suzeyq86) | 58.44 | 94% | 2012-07-19 |
| 28319. | Chris (cheetah_1st) | 58.44 | 96% | 2013-05-06 |
| 28320. | lil (lilbigmac) | 58.43 | 95% | 2022-01-03 |
| 28321. | Meggie (meggie124) | 58.42 | 98% | 2021-02-23 |
| 28322. | Cynthia (klhlsy) | 58.42 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 28323. | GGuest (42wpm) | 58.42 | 98% | 2012-02-21 |
| 28324. | Nyamsick Adrian (minyamisu) | 58.41 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
| 28325. | vicky (vickymicky) | 58.41 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 28326. | Kai (twobucks83) | 58.41 | 92% | 2013-01-23 |
| 28327. | Brian (patsby) | 58.41 | 94% | 2014-04-20 |
| 28328. | Enrico (emacalino) | 58.41 | 95% | 2012-06-14 |
| 28329. | Daniel (danielquiceno) | 58.41 | 94% | 2015-04-18 |
| 28330. | monyet (monyet1) | 58.40 | 94% | 2014-12-12 |
| 28331. | Ahmed (sudanix) | 58.40 | 91% | 2011-09-15 |
| 28332. | Carl (gimaritis) | 58.40 | 93% | 2014-11-22 |
| 28333. | CarriePirc (carriepirc) | 58.40 | 97% | 2013-01-23 |
| 28334. | Fr (xyko) | 58.39 | 93% | 2012-12-15 |
| 28335. | nomer (nomerodin) | 58.39 | 94% | 2022-06-16 |
| 28336. | Akhil (deathstroke99) | 58.39 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
| 28337. | DaiWei (raodaiwei123) | 58.39 | 95% | 2019-12-22 |
| 28338. | Kenny (therealvirusss) | 58.39 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 28339. | J.G. (jznhljg) | 58.39 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 28340. | RealForce (firemp) | 58.39 | 97% | 2013-02-09 |
| 28341. | diana (proana) | 58.38 | 94% | 2021-01-26 |
| 28342. | Youssef (youssef_175) | 58.38 | 94% | 2023-09-05 |
| 28343. | CZ896 (topherm896) | 58.38 | 84% | 2015-10-07 |
| 28344. | stephan (stephan_t) | 58.38 | 93% | 2019-04-16 |
| 28345. | Bot-L (bot_l) | 58.37 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 28346. | MalhotraJI (chetaklal) | 58.37 | 95.6% | 2021-02-27 |
| 28347. | mohd (faisalkhan880) | 58.37 | 95% | 2017-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |