The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13699. | Mat (mabernet) | 38.34 | 92% | 2011-12-14 |
| 13700. | Joshua (hail_hydra) | 38.33 | 87% | 2017-05-10 |
| 13701. | RacerTracer (racertracer) | 38.33 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 13702. | mai khanh (khanh88) | 38.33 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 13703. | Nemanja (nemanja6) | 38.33 | 95% | 2018-08-06 |
| 13704. | juan dela cruz (bobdacir15) | 38.33 | 91% | 2012-01-20 |
| 13705. | spraytan (spraytan) | 38.33 | 87% | 2017-02-21 |
| 13706. | Ensar (ensar) | 38.32 | 94% | 2014-12-16 |
| 13707. | Alex (alexwpm) | 38.32 | 92% | 2019-08-17 |
| 13708. | Rares_pkmn (rares_pkmn) | 38.32 | 96% | 2022-04-10 |
| 13709. | Anuraj (anuraj12) | 38.32 | 86% | 2011-07-18 |
| 13710. | layth (laythtoefl) | 38.32 | 97.9% | 2021-02-18 |
| 13711. | なり (yukheii) | 38.32 | 93% | 2021-06-29 |
| 13712. | Billy (ngaikakit) | 38.32 | 97% | 2014-09-05 |
| 13713. | sultan (snak700) | 38.32 | 96% | 2016-02-06 |
| 13714. | hitler (race) | 38.32 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 13715. | Yves (dearofmine) | 38.31 | 94% | 2012-02-11 |
| 13716. | A R KAHN (akpro) | 38.31 | 92% | 2018-02-23 |
| 13717. | Sarah (haddeu) | 38.31 | 92% | 2016-10-28 |
| 13718. | Luqman (lqman104) | 38.31 | 93% | 2019-07-19 |
| 13719. | lanerfy (lanerfy11) | 38.31 | 85% | 2015-10-06 |
| 13720. | Bryce (gauss) | 38.31 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 13721. | Joseph (jbrankles) | 38.30 | 88% | 2016-11-14 |
| 13722. | Taxadd (deadpoet123) | 38.30 | 93% | 2022-05-28 |
| 13723. | Jeremy (jertho) | 38.30 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
| 13724. | harrins (harrins) | 38.29 | 97% | 2015-09-18 |
| 13725. | tan (tanspk) | 38.29 | 96% | 2011-05-28 |
| 13726. | ProYolk33 (anthonya13661) | 38.28 | 96% | 2022-12-29 |
| 13727. | Painzi (painzi) | 38.28 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| 13728. | Trần (thuytran898) | 38.28 | 90% | 2011-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |