As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12595. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 77.68 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 12596. | Lucius (lightwastaken) | 77.68 | 96% | 2021-02-07 |
| 12597. | Josh (goldfingerer) | 77.67 | 95% | 2024-04-30 |
| 12598. | Enoch (enochk) | 77.67 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
| 12599. | จ๊าบของแท... | 77.66 | 96.9% | 2024-12-09 |
| 12600. | Jasckon (camochameleon56) | 77.66 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 12601. | Kyle (kyle27larson) | 77.65 | 96.2% | 2024-05-25 |
| 12602. | Dylan (reversione) | 77.65 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
| 12603. | Kapal Tua :v (cream777) | 77.65 | 95.7% | 2023-09-09 |
| 12604. | Paul (lmaogoshi) | 77.64 | 93% | 2017-03-01 |
| 12605. | Aryan (aryandeore) | 77.64 | 97.4% | 2023-09-30 |
| 12606. | David (davidgilbarte) | 77.64 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 12607. | Love you Reckful (iwonlife) | 77.64 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
| 12608. | Katana (katanapanda) | 77.64 | 97% | 2019-09-16 |
| 12609. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 77.63 | 98.2% | 2023-11-06 |
| 12610. | Cerb (cerberus17) | 77.63 | 95.8% | 2023-11-14 |
| 12611. | Arie (buenobonsai) | 77.62 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
| 12612. | Chris (dealthoughts) | 77.62 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
| 12613. | ayyy (richs25) | 77.61 | 85% | 2016-04-12 |
| 12614. | Roy (sisalt) | 77.61 | 91% | 2016-11-22 |
| 12615. | Richard (onerandomtyperacer) | 77.61 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 12616. | MasterMind (master__mind) | 77.61 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 12617. | Vaibhav (kabir4991) | 77.60 | 98% | 2022-09-11 |
| 12618. | Martín (albugineo) | 77.60 | 99% | 2018-06-27 |
| 12619. | Henry (ambandi) | 77.60 | 97% | 2025-06-12 |
| 12620. | Tashima (tashima42) | 77.60 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 12621. | Evgeny (blackitten13) | 77.60 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
| 12622. | Joker (jokerface222) | 77.59 | 96.5% | 2021-02-05 |
| 12623. | Ewa (ewasworld) | 77.59 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| 12624. | Focusing (focusing) | 77.59 | 96% | 2015-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |