As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2355. | Flibberti (flibbertigibbet) | 110.86 | 97% | 2017-01-24 |
| 2356. | Chips (glucose) | 110.85 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 2357. | Dale (valoqlmao) | 110.84 | 98% | 2024-08-16 |
| 2358. | Krasis (krasis) | 110.84 | 97% | 2025-07-25 |
| 2359. | Min (mini_tea) | 110.84 | 99% | 2022-06-22 |
| 2360. | btst (sabelle_) | 110.84 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 2361. | Anthony (dragonyasuo) | 110.84 | 99% | 2016-10-23 |
| 2362. | adsf (max_m7) | 110.83 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 2363. | IP (infusedparticle) | 110.81 | 96.2% | 2023-08-14 |
| 2364. | Pontus (ponhav) | 110.81 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 2365. | Zakster (zaksternz) | 110.80 | 99% | 2019-04-19 |
| 2366. | Tanner (tanoh) | 110.80 | 96% | 2018-12-16 |
| 2367. | Hero (heroofguitars3) | 110.79 | 98.2% | 2024-12-05 |
| 2368. | Sean (sullyw555) | 110.79 | 99% | 2023-02-02 |
| 2369. | I love ctrl + backspace (ca... | 110.78 | 96.7% | 2024-05-28 |
| 2370. | Jarod (xelin1) | 110.78 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 2371. | bub (_bubble) | 110.77 | 98.1% | 2025-05-22 |
| 2372. | Akshay (aksseet) | 110.77 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 2373. | dont rage quit (deaged) | 110.77 | 93% | 2016-01-29 |
| 2374. | Christian (cslarsenrf) | 110.77 | 98% | 2017-08-13 |
| 2375. | Upendi (upendi) | 110.76 | 96% | 2016-06-25 |
| 2376. | Jacob (gadekaja) | 110.76 | 99.1% | 2024-02-17 |
| 2377. | 7UR (7ur7l3) | 110.76 | 98% | 2020-03-08 |
| 2378. | Silent_One (get_a_lif3) | 110.76 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
| 2379. | Redraven45 (redraven45) | 110.76 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 2380. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 110.75 | 99% | 2021-08-10 |
| 2381. | america's deadliest god (he... | 110.75 | 97% | 2016-09-18 |
| 2382. | Jens (imcre4tiive) | 110.74 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 2383. | Stef (stefinaustin) | 110.73 | 98.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 2384. | Matt (mattymarsh) | 110.72 | 99% | 2021-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |