Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34845. | (standstill) | 42.98 | 94% | 2013-06-02 |
| 34846. | (rayhan96) | 42.98 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 34847. | (steve262) | 42.98 | 89% | 2016-03-17 |
| 34848. | (sensai) | 42.97 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 34849. | (tonney16) | 42.97 | 88% | 2012-08-30 |
| 34850. | (hquangxxx) | 42.97 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 34851. | (fusilli) | 42.97 | 95% | 2022-11-07 |
| 34852. | (civic) | 42.96 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 34853. | (pathum) | 42.96 | 89% | 2011-12-28 |
| 34854. | (pondwa) | 42.96 | 96% | 2012-02-04 |
| 34855. | yogesh (yogesh_13) | 42.96 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 34856. | AL (alhasandude) | 42.96 | 94% | 2021-11-12 |
| 34857. | (moinfinite) | 42.96 | 96% | 2022-12-23 |
| 34858. | (yedhuk) | 42.96 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 34859. | (xkera) | 42.96 | 94% | 2023-08-01 |
| 34860. | (bebo14) | 42.96 | 96% | 2022-02-26 |
| 34861. | (deadterrorist) | 42.95 | — | 2009-07-03 |
| 34862. | (jethro) | 42.95 | — | 2009-01-26 |
| 34863. | (jaseem786) | 42.95 | 95% | 2017-06-21 |
| 34864. | Gustas (gustasmor) | 42.95 | 92% | 2021-01-14 |
| 34865. | (datlos) | 42.95 | 93% | 2021-10-25 |
| 34866. | (protino) | 42.95 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
| 34867. | (timmy521) | 42.95 | 94.5% | 2023-07-06 |
| 34868. | Sandy (nerdturtle) | 42.94 | 92% | 2016-09-07 |
| 34869. | (r1ch) | 42.94 | 91% | 2014-02-21 |
| 34870. | (joeyip) | 42.94 | 93% | 2012-05-04 |
| 34871. | (boples) | 42.94 | 95% | 2020-11-07 |
| 34872. | (sampastey) | 42.94 | 91% | 2014-11-10 |
| 34873. | (genletor) | 42.94 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
| 34874. | (vyngo_9x) | 42.93 | 90% | 2012-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |