With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4885. | Ryan (rmahon27) | 98.31 | 96.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 4886. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 98.31 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 4887. | Nuoni (oceanpony) | 98.31 | 99% | 2020-11-06 |
| 4888. | NoName (exyyx) | 98.30 | 96.8% | 2024-04-19 |
| 4889. | man (wefjweofj1) | 98.30 | 97% | 2024-05-08 |
| 4890. | Johnny (jwuxx) | 98.30 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 4891. | Jose (pebeto) | 98.30 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 4892. | Makoto (zentexsm08) | 98.29 | 97% | 2023-05-10 |
| 4893. | tstats[wimbleimble] (wimble... | 98.29 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 4894. | carnivorace (carnivorace) | 98.28 | 96.7% | 2024-10-26 |
| 4895. | Sam (vipsam) | 98.28 | 98% | 2024-05-15 |
| 4896. | Anonymous (ballistic_kraken) | 98.28 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 4897. | Chirag (acureon) | 98.28 | 93% | 2016-09-13 |
| 4898. | (heal) | 98.28 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 4899. | Zach (zach_bill) | 98.28 | 97% | 2017-05-17 |
| 4900. | Michael (pioverlord) | 98.28 | 98% | 2018-02-17 |
| 4901. | Ecksdee (deadhim) | 98.27 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 4902. | Luke (lukeeff) | 98.27 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
| 4903. | Joshua (facto) | 98.27 | 98% | 2018-10-11 |
| 4904. | Bao (rogeratbao) | 98.27 | 88% | 2016-12-22 |
| 4905. | Lewis (doomboy98) | 98.26 | 99% | 2019-01-20 |
| 4906. | tama (tama12111) | 98.26 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| 4907. | keystroker03 (sserium) | 98.26 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 4908. | Petter (dvex) | 98.26 | 100% | 2017-10-04 |
| 4909. | Ciccon0 (ciccon1) | 98.25 | 96.3% | 2024-05-02 |
| 4910. | Explodingevo (evolusi) | 98.25 | 95% | 2017-03-03 |
| 4911. | DU30 FASCIST (tymarc) | 98.24 | 91% | 2017-02-28 |
| 4912. | Magoo (chris4891) | 98.23 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 4913. | Bling (noupdate) | 98.23 | 98% | 2018-05-06 |
| 4914. | Kevin (kjax) | 98.22 | 99% | 2020-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |