As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13734. | How r u? (apololzed) | 75.83 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
| 13735. | Isisante (isisante) | 75.82 | 96.1% | 2024-01-30 |
| 13736. | D Bautista (larsmith) | 75.82 | 97% | 2024-03-10 |
| 13737. | Sam (winceless) | 75.82 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 13738. | BoiGrac (boigrac) | 75.82 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
| 13739. | blue (veryblue) | 75.82 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 13740. | Dede (danielleuw) | 75.81 | 99% | 2023-08-15 |
| 13741. | Sam (naeiur) | 75.81 | 98% | 2024-06-19 |
| 13742. | Aathman Baskaran (aathman) | 75.81 | 96.2% | 2024-11-18 |
| 13743. | end (end_pro) | 75.81 | 96% | 2023-09-16 |
| 13744. | Andrew (fujiou) | 75.81 | 93% | 2016-01-14 |
| 13745. | Rafiul (rafiul41) | 75.81 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 13746. | Ermias (ermking19) | 75.81 | 93% | 2017-05-15 |
| 13747. | waleed (waleedbinkhalid) | 75.81 | 96.8% | 2024-08-29 |
| 13748. | Justienz (justienz) | 75.81 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 13749. | Animehoshi.com (joshuafly) | 75.81 | 96% | 2018-07-22 |
| 13750. | Ben Lenox (deadend207) | 75.80 | 95% | 2024-04-18 |
| 13751. | Vivek (vivekjoshi556) | 75.80 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 13752. | gotta go (gotta_go_fast__) | 75.80 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 13753. | Brandon (nobiggie) | 75.80 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 13754. | Norton (pajj) | 75.80 | 97% | 2017-01-21 |
| 13755. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 75.80 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
| 13756. | Palestine (abood2002) | 75.79 | 99.3% | 2023-08-21 |
| 13757. | h (midnightbastard) | 75.79 | 96% | 2022-01-02 |
| 13758. | alyjin (hiraihye) | 75.79 | 99% | 2021-03-29 |
| 13759. | Teez (evofury) | 75.79 | 89% | 2016-03-05 |
| 13760. | Ramayanam (damu_888@yahoo.c... | 75.79 | 93% | 2015-08-09 |
| 13761. | koomchi (koomchi) | 75.78 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 13762. | niko (taipahthetaigah) | 75.78 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 13763. | Yahshi (jahshi) | 75.78 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |