I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2760. | Noggie (noggie) | 81.78 | 96.1% | 2023-08-05 |
| 2761. | b (3betpunts) | 81.77 | 97.6% | 2024-09-28 |
| 2762. | EO (eo_37) | 81.76 | 96.6% | 2024-03-11 |
| 2763. | sol (solshad) | 81.75 | 98% | 2024-03-24 |
| 2764. | Tanver (tanverrupos) | 81.74 | 98% | 2024-04-25 |
| 2765. | edward (soundestloki891) | 81.72 | 97.3% | 2024-03-07 |
| 2766. | Dejwani (dejwani) | 81.67 | 95.6% | 2024-07-08 |
| 2767. | Pepe (mrandersonneo) | 81.64 | 95.4% | 2024-05-06 |
| 2768. | Man (smortman) | 81.61 | 98.6% | 2023-05-30 |
| 2769. | Jennifer (jaden316) | 81.60 | 99.2% | 2025-01-23 |
| 2770. | Wwuly (wwuly) | 81.59 | 97.3% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2771. | Skraber (vilfred) | 81.58 | 96.2% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2772. | potto (pottobanna) | 81.57 | 95.4% | 2024-06-22 |
| 2773. | beatrix (scalyaaaaa) | 81.57 | 96.6% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2774. | james (jliao____) | 81.56 | 95% | 2024-05-21 |
| 2775. | 123 (bittergourd123) | 81.56 | 96% | 2026-05-09 |
| 2776. | thatOneintrovertedBoy (dead... | 81.55 | 97% | 2026-04-23 |
| 2777. | nutmeg (jv13) | 81.55 | 97% | 2025-05-16 |
| 2778. | mike (captaincapitalism) | 81.52 | 96.9% | 2023-08-11 |
| 2779. | someone (dontshy) | 81.51 | 96.2% | 2023-11-26 |
| 2780. | MO (mag240) | 81.51 | 99% | 2026-03-28 |
| 2781. | speeddemon (speeddemon9000) | 81.50 | 96.1% | 2024-03-23 |
| 2782. | Ata (aajan) | 81.49 | 97% | 2025-10-13 |
| 2783. | Me It is Me (master_lova_lova) | 81.49 | 96.7% | 2025-02-02 |
| 2784. | Achraf (achrafixo) | 81.49 | 97.3% | 2025-02-18 |
| 2785. | GMikay (gmikay) | 81.48 | 96.8% | 2024-04-19 |
| 2786. | kaitlin (chispycoo) | 81.48 | 97% | 2023-10-12 |
| 2787. | Jan (juhu234) | 81.48 | 96.5% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2788. | LPZ (lpzstephan) | 81.47 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 2789. | Grisha (grishka) | 81.42 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |