I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1238. | Joel (joel6677) | 129.36 | 99% | 2025-04-05 |
| 1239. | Jim (ifeelhyper) | 129.35 | 98% | 2020-05-24 |
| 1240. | Hari (li1_jimmy) | 129.32 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
| 1241. | hugo γ AZERTY enjoyer (ex... | 129.31 | 97.9% | 2024-10-20 |
| 1242. | π (hdgamez) | 129.28 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 1243. | ARWπ΄ (appleredwarrior) | 129.28 | 97.8% | 2023-07-03 |
| 1244. | Allen (xs_ageart) | 129.26 | 99% | 2023-01-22 |
| 1245. | Gary (traeyoung) | 129.25 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 1246. | Hugh (mrpiface101) | 129.22 | 98.1% | 2024-09-02 |
| 1247. | ryan (dooule) | 129.20 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 1248. | Peter (slapchop18) | 129.18 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 1249. | chris (chillb0) | 129.17 | 98% | 2020-05-17 |
| 1250. | Octoshape (octoshape) | 129.15 | 99% | 2017-10-13 |
| 1251. | Silent (silent_solous) | 129.15 | 98% | 2022-08-03 |
| 1252. | γ € (clarified) | 129.14 | 98% | 2025-08-30 |
| 1253. | Raphael (yresim) | 129.11 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 1254. | Eugene (yoojeen) | 129.10 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 1255. | Sangyoung (ddragoons) | 129.10 | 99% | 2019-10-02 |
| 1256. | L'yantaa (raziel200480) | 129.08 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 1257. | justinaballz (justinaballz) | 129.04 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 1258. | khiara (kiwiarah) | 129.01 | 97% | 2020-03-13 |
| 1259. | jchan18 (jchan18) | 129.00 | 99% | 2020-08-25 |
| 1260. | Vivek (cute_low7777) | 128.99 | 99% | 2024-01-23 |
| 1261. | (wildlife) | 128.98 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 1262. | (svary) | 128.97 | 99% | 2024-10-05 |
| 1263. | Not Aelius (not_aelius) | 128.94 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 1264. | Taran (tarankloty) | 128.93 | 99% | 2020-03-07 |
| 1265. | 144p 1998 VW Beetle (stryke... | 128.92 | 99% | 2022-12-08 |
| 1266. | Ice (ice_typer) | 128.91 | 100% | 2019-01-31 |
| 1267. | - (ndca) | 128.89 | 99.3% | 2023-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| α Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |