Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3755. | magnus (robertavmagic) | 67.60 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
| 3756. | Eric (godhand4826) | 67.59 | 98% | 2020-02-28 |
| 3757. | Kilisus (kilisusaura) | 67.59 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
| 3758. | Vance (fuscia) | 67.57 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 3759. | dvorak64 (steveoc64) | 67.55 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 3760. | Aki (typewriter2003) | 67.53 | 99% | 2019-05-21 |
| 3761. | Nerx (rshield) | 67.51 | 93% | 2020-12-09 |
| 3762. | Philip (plip_1021) | 67.50 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 3763. | Mucho (mucho_bucho) | 67.49 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 3764. | snails (slow_learner_2000) | 67.49 | 95% | 2020-05-09 |
| 3765. | Adi (adicyberg) | 67.49 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 3766. | Magz (magzse7en) | 67.47 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3767. | Marc (thehobbit6937) | 67.47 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 3768. | Kyle (48wkeh) | 67.47 | 94% | 2020-10-30 |
| 3769. | Blackbat (blackbat101) | 67.47 | 94% | 2018-05-19 |
| 3770. | Ein (einkokelhahn) | 67.47 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 3771. | Sam (galaxy_bloodcuz) | 67.45 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 3772. | ddp (ddpham) | 67.45 | 95% | 2019-02-23 |
| 3773. | Ler (soospooky) | 67.45 | 95% | 2019-07-03 |
| 3774. | Mark (alphaone) | 67.45 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 3775. | Frank (bonvivant) | 67.44 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 3776. | SadmanSakib (chasedbydeath) | 67.42 | 97% | 2019-08-28 |
| 3777. | Петя (prospetsnaz) | 67.42 | 96% | 2018-07-02 |
| 3778. | toby (spookz1) | 67.41 | 95% | 2018-06-28 |
| 3779. | Quin (ajvso) | 67.39 | 96% | 2019-10-29 |
| 3780. | Barnacules (barnacules) | 67.38 | 100% | 2018-12-17 |
| 3781. | Jj (issajacob) | 67.37 | 98% | 2020-04-16 |
| 3782. | Advait (amwal) | 67.35 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
| 3783. | Axwe8 (axwe8) | 67.35 | 98% | 2019-04-21 |
| 3784. | mikey (grenadejumper) | 67.35 | 94% | 2020-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |