The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7871. | Ya boi (thesmores) | 93.86 | 98.3% | 2021-02-06 |
| 7872. | N (natejam) | 93.86 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 7873. | vivian (vvn_g) | 93.86 | 97% | 2013-02-02 |
| 7874. | Brian (softero) | 93.85 | 94% | 2013-08-07 |
| 7875. | Arjun (arjun_0004) | 93.85 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 7876. | Kathy (k_saetern26) | 93.85 | 94% | 2014-01-24 |
| 7877. | Wreck-it Wren (wrendolyn) | 93.85 | 97% | 2012-01-07 |
| 7878. | Antonius (instanton) | 93.85 | 97% | 2014-02-10 |
| 7879. | (7531246) | 93.85 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 7880. | Patrick (patch_bay) | 93.84 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 7881. | pew (vynxr) | 93.84 | 99% | 2020-08-01 |
| 7882. | Ryosuke (saryou) | 93.84 | 96% | 2015-12-02 |
| 7883. | Will (darealfridge) | 93.83 | 97% | 2017-10-29 |
| 7884. | Nob (nobvon) | 93.83 | 98% | 2016-07-27 |
| 7885. | Jorge (gdgz) | 93.83 | 92% | 2015-05-10 |
| 7886. | sal the penguin pal (bigboy... | 93.83 | 95% | 2017-02-14 |
| 7887. | Cagli (cagli_99) | 93.82 | 97% | 2022-10-22 |
| 7888. | Dom (dcrazzy) | 93.82 | 99% | 2019-10-01 |
| 7889. | Pakistan (humayunhassan69) | 93.82 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 7890. | Master (nasty121) | 93.82 | 94% | 2014-05-11 |
| 7891. | Jim (okybibuy) | 93.81 | — | 2010-03-31 |
| 7892. | Levi (famoosh) | 93.81 | 97% | 2015-06-04 |
| 7893. | ham (haaaaaaaam) | 93.81 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 7894. | Dimian (want_dimsum) | 93.80 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 7895. | saxum (saxum) | 93.80 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 7896. | Moutinho (felipemoutinho) | 93.80 | 95% | 2015-02-11 |
| 7897. | Naz (zdkraner) | 93.79 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 7898. | (you) (anilo) | 93.79 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 7899. | Dee (deexx) | 93.79 | 96.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7900. | Denmark (danskpro) | 93.79 | 92% | 2013-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |