I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12902. | Jeff (jeffjef) | 82.27 | 99% | 2021-01-04 |
| 12903. | Trae (traeb1999) | 82.27 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 12904. | 69wpm (a04a04283) | 82.27 | 96% | 2021-09-12 |
| 12905. | rohan (aarohan) | 82.26 | 95% | 2017-04-26 |
| 12906. | Peter (crazynumnums) | 82.26 | 96% | 2020-05-10 |
| 12907. | Tevdore (bebera) | 82.25 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 12908. | Toegui (toegui) | 82.25 | 98% | 2019-12-06 |
| 12909. | Saruwatori (saruwatori) | 82.25 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 12910. | Knight Rider (kitt_2024) | 82.24 | 97% | 2024-08-08 |
| 12911. | Calvin (calvin123456) | 82.24 | 96% | 2019-08-24 |
| 12912. | Leon (leon2500) | 82.24 | 96% | 2018-08-27 |
| 12913. | Mathias (mattsric) | 82.24 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 12914. | Bastien (basyboo123) | 82.24 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 12915. | Trusted (trustedgames) | 82.24 | 99% | 2019-05-22 |
| 12916. | Vamsi Krishna (gordongecko) | 82.24 | 98% | 2021-02-07 |
| 12917. | Ashish (ashishsawale) | 82.23 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 12918. | derrick (rickt25) | 82.22 | 96% | 2024-06-12 |
| 12919. | dcfoe (dcfoe) | 82.22 | 95.5% | 2025-01-08 |
| 12920. | Omar (oshnatour) | 82.22 | 96% | 2023-02-26 |
| 12921. | Malcolm (malcolm_) | 82.21 | 96% | 2021-05-28 |
| 12922. | Silas (silas456) | 82.21 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 12923. | The Cup!D (slowly_but_sure) | 82.19 | 99% | 2022-08-03 |
| 12924. | autumn (honeycocaine) | 82.19 | 86% | 2017-03-13 |
| 12925. | James (jamez246) | 82.18 | 98% | 2026-01-14 |
| 12926. | Roberto (who______) | 82.18 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 12927. | Yuri (yurigurgenidze) | 82.18 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 12928. | Ahnaf (stallion1145) | 82.17 | 99% | 2022-12-17 |
| 12929. | Xsentricity (xsentricity) | 82.17 | 99% | 2022-10-05 |
| 12930. | Tom (tweefeety) | 82.17 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 12931. | Tim (tim28) | 82.17 | 96% | 2019-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |