I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5794. | WTB (wtb1) | 96.48 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 5795. | imaginary (imaginarypowerunit) | 96.48 | 96% | 2012-11-14 |
| 5796. | slow (slow) | 96.47 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 5797. | A (ando8) | 96.47 | 96% | 2013-10-26 |
| 5798. | Ghassan (classicalguss) | 96.46 | 100% | 2023-03-29 |
| 5799. | alipboy (tragicbronson) | 96.46 | 96% | 2022-08-04 |
| 5800. | 79eL (79el) | 96.46 | 96% | 2022-11-15 |
| 5801. | cpprulez (toncheto) | 96.46 | 99% | 2021-04-05 |
| 5802. | Chon (jonlwang) | 96.46 | 97% | 2016-07-10 |
| 5803. | HazeltheBear (hazelthebear) | 96.46 | 99% | 2015-11-19 |
| 5804. | I run on coffee (aspectus) | 96.46 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
| 5805. | A (gorilla04) | 96.45 | 93% | 2015-05-12 |
| 5806. | Captain Constance (wyattcs) | 96.45 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
| 5807. | Andante (andante) | 96.44 | 84% | 2012-11-02 |
| 5808. | Maynard (mftrumpet) | 96.44 | 98.3% | 2023-09-20 |
| 5809. | Rachel (warm_diarrhea) | 96.43 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 5810. | slow is fast (leet_is_legit) | 96.42 | 97.1% | 2023-05-15 |
| 5811. | alex (dcaa) | 96.42 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 5812. | Teo (teodoriux13) | 96.42 | 95% | 2019-03-14 |
| 5813. | Typo (wlofails) | 96.41 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 5814. | Aqeel (desiguy421) | 96.41 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 5815. | Aric (smokedope2525) | 96.41 | 99% | 2022-11-19 |
| 5816. | Principle (principle105) | 96.41 | 97.2% | 2021-02-14 |
| 5817. | glaba (glaba) | 96.40 | 93% | 2013-01-20 |
| 5818. | Joe (joeyang1962) | 96.40 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 5819. | Wei (yayitswei) | 96.40 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 5820. | Beth (schmayonnaise) | 96.40 | 99% | 2012-03-07 |
| 5821. | Teme (teme) | 96.40 | 97% | 2016-03-20 |
| 5822. | ช่วยด้วย (k... | 96.40 | 100% | 2016-08-16 |
| 5823. | Fion (cofio) | 96.39 | 99% | 2020-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |