And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11534. | j (jbooster) | 94.37 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 11535. | Markus (mkh90) | 94.37 | 98% | 2020-07-17 |
| 11536. | Camille (camicuti97) | 94.37 | — | 2009-01-24 |
| 11537. | rockefel (rockefel) | 94.37 | — | 2009-11-04 |
| 11538. | Henry (hchen1021) | 94.36 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
| 11539. | Ryuzaki (ryuzakisultan) | 94.36 | 98% | 2017-10-18 |
| 11540. | howiw.com (howiw_com) | 94.36 | 95% | 2012-06-19 |
| 11541. | Micaherl (sunsoutbunsout) | 94.36 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 11542. | Jeffrey (jeffreyshi) | 94.36 | 93% | 2013-05-02 |
| 11543. | Fabio (geomgaegphoenix) | 94.36 | 100% | 2015-04-11 |
| 11544. | Ceonsamea (ceonsamea) | 94.36 | 97% | 2014-06-08 |
| 11545. | keystroker03 (sserium) | 94.35 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
| 11546. | Mack (mlewis2018) | 94.35 | 98% | 2019-03-05 |
| 11547. | Daithà (daithi) | 94.35 | 95% | 2017-04-29 |
| 11548. | moe (moe091) | 94.35 | 96% | 2013-11-04 |
| 11549. | TooshieWorldChampion (robin... | 94.35 | 93% | 2011-09-25 |
| 11550. | ScocoPope (scocopal) | 94.34 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 11551. | Jon (paintwalls) | 94.34 | 98% | 2015-05-08 |
| 11552. | Danny (dbzdbz) | 94.34 | 95% | 2015-02-01 |
| 11553. | Matthew (mattheww7) | 94.34 | 92% | 2017-03-27 |
| 11554. | Stormy (jsoccerdude@msn.com) | 94.33 | 96% | 2014-02-01 |
| 11555. | Emil (emilkrogh) | 94.33 | 95% | 2016-11-06 |
| 11556. | Johnathan (jcaves) | 94.33 | 95% | 2013-12-31 |
| 11557. | _-_-_-_ (phelistein) | 94.32 | 97% | 2020-01-15 |
| 11558. | Maja (kussimurra) | 94.32 | 97% | 2013-06-11 |
| 11559. | Ethan (thatonepear) | 94.32 | 98% | 2017-10-18 |
| 11560. | Daddy Mac (0317) | 94.30 | 95% | 2017-01-26 |
| 11561. | anthony (wijay93) | 94.30 | 97% | 2021-06-20 |
| 11562. | DollaBillYo (dollabill_yo@y... | 94.30 | 100% | 2016-09-29 |
| 11563. | Frank (soccer4wu10) | 94.30 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |