The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19588. | George (glove0102) | 72.66 | 94% | 2016-04-24 |
| 19589. | TornaxO7 (tornax) | 72.66 | 94% | 2022-01-14 |
| 19590. | vikalimo (anoba) | 72.66 | 95% | 2020-10-03 |
| 19591. | Jeannie (jeanjingmic) | 72.66 | — | 2009-12-22 |
| 19592. | kie87vn (kie87vn) | 72.66 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 19593. | John (drtype) | 72.66 | 97% | 2013-03-28 |
| 19594. | Aleem Arshad (alley136) | 72.66 | — | 2010-09-05 |
| 19595. | Luan (luanxpg9) | 72.65 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 19596. | Massi (massi_) | 72.65 | 96% | 2020-02-17 |
| 19597. | Amit (amitu7) | 72.65 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 19598. | Daniel (littleredbear97) | 72.65 | 97% | 2023-07-02 |
| 19599. | Derek (dtblanken81) | 72.65 | 97% | 2020-03-29 |
| 19600. | Lily (tigerlglily) | 72.65 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 19601. | 3rd Place (bomtombadil) | 72.65 | 98% | 2014-02-07 |
| 19602. | gurvir (lucifer101) | 72.65 | 90% | 2012-05-24 |
| 19603. | Gigi93 (gigi93) | 72.65 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 19604. | Michel (mieskeb) | 72.64 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 19605. | Dylan (dbpowell) | 72.64 | 92% | 2016-08-22 |
| 19606. | Reckful (flenwille) | 72.64 | 88% | 2013-10-28 |
| 19607. | Jason (philphan25) | 72.64 | 88% | 2013-12-23 |
| 19608. | Alec (abahrami) | 72.64 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
| 19609. | RyanSTO (ryansto) | 72.64 | 82% | 2015-10-03 |
| 19610. | Rich (bace) | 72.64 | — | 2010-10-13 |
| 19611. | CaptainO (toldfiel) | 72.63 | 94% | 2013-03-09 |
| 19612. | BossCassilari (bosscassilari) | 72.63 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 19613. | munisystem (munisystem) | 72.63 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 19614. | Beast (joshua19873) | 72.63 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 19615. | Eshan (mister_mediocre) | 72.63 | 95% | 2018-10-27 |
| 19616. | Sarah (sarahs) | 72.63 | — | 2008-10-26 |
| 19617. | Miles (xarstech) | 72.62 | 92% | 2014-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |