As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11914. | Daniel (whtmdgus) | 79.31 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11915. | João (zfreeakxd) | 79.30 | 97% | 2023-05-31 |
| 11916. | Nathan (lester69) | 79.30 | 96% | 2022-01-06 |
| 11917. | James (typingpractice5) | 79.30 | 96% | 2019-10-05 |
| 11918. | Ekamjit Singh (ekam_kila_ra... | 79.30 | 98% | 2024-10-30 |
| 11919. | bonzi (bnzi) | 79.29 | 95.4% | 2024-09-03 |
| 11920. | Joker (toxicjoker) | 79.29 | 97% | 2024-06-23 |
| 11921. | Alexandre (frutatto) | 79.29 | 97% | 2019-08-28 |
| 11922. | ahihi (kakacbx) | 79.29 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
| 11923. | Md Ubaid (mdubaid_ulllah000) | 79.29 | 97% | 2023-02-26 |
| 11924. | Manzood (manzood) | 79.29 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 11925. | Benedek (antokben) | 79.29 | 98% | 2020-03-17 |
| 11926. | rico (ocir22) | 79.29 | 95% | 2017-03-12 |
| 11927. | Mike (chuangman) | 79.28 | 98% | 2017-12-26 |
| 11928. | Dolce (dolceparadise) | 79.28 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 11929. | ghaws (ghaws) | 79.28 | 96% | 2023-03-21 |
| 11930. | Waffle (orbie13) | 79.27 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 11931. | Drew (dbolo) | 79.27 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 11932. | M (migrape) | 79.27 | 97.7% | 2024-03-07 |
| 11933. | Andrew (completespud) | 79.27 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 11934. | Danish (danishamir) | 79.27 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 11935. | Ian (germanika) | 79.27 | 94% | 2015-06-23 |
| 11936. | j (fore) | 79.27 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
| 11937. | Titel (andrewh) | 79.27 | 97% | 2016-07-06 |
| 11938. | Mizzy (mr_mizzy) | 79.26 | 97% | 2024-03-26 |
| 11939. | Kool (robozarp) | 79.26 | 99% | 2019-04-04 |
| 11940. | Vu (hhoakm) | 79.26 | 99% | 2022-04-06 |
| 11941. | Trollbaus (miguelll) | 79.26 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 11942. | Nicky (nicky027) | 79.26 | 95% | 2016-05-16 |
| 11943. | Shashi (shashianand230) | 79.25 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |