So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11293. | (pheonican77) | 82.61 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 11294. | (cubechild1) | 82.61 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 11295. | (thickening) | 82.61 | 94% | 2013-04-26 |
| 11296. | (pontalicious) | 82.61 | 89% | 2012-12-09 |
| 11297. | (beaszt_nix) | 82.61 | 98% | 2019-05-30 |
| 11298. | (auslady) | 82.61 | 98% | 2014-03-15 |
| 11299. | (nwiluex) | 82.60 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 11300. | audacious (audaciousfearless) | 82.60 | 92% | 2013-11-13 |
| 11301. | (peacefulheart) | 82.60 | 95% | 2017-05-10 |
| 11302. | André (swandreden) | 82.60 | 94% | 2015-03-13 |
| 11303. | (snake_eyes) | 82.59 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 11304. | (abg2002) | 82.59 | 96% | 2019-08-05 |
| 11305. | Saad (memon2saad) | 82.59 | 92% | 2017-02-19 |
| 11306. | (mavman20) | 82.59 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 11307. | (inameiname) | 82.59 | — | 2011-03-01 |
| 11308. | (diwata) | 82.59 | 94% | 2012-08-25 |
| 11309. | DanielleKFarino (daniellekath) | 82.58 | 98% | 2014-06-13 |
| 11310. | Haydar (haydarfakhoury) | 82.58 | 94.7% | 2023-09-01 |
| 11311. | (metalfenrir) | 82.58 | 93% | 2016-03-11 |
| 11312. | (deltaker) | 82.58 | 97.1% | 2023-07-03 |
| 11313. | (pmonkey) | 82.58 | 96% | 2013-05-17 |
| 11314. | (mamak) | 82.58 | 92% | 2012-07-12 |
| 11315. | dylan (dbfilmm) | 82.58 | 94% | 2017-02-26 |
| 11316. | (m4ff1n) | 82.57 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
| 11317. | (evanjmckenna) | 82.57 | 96% | 2018-06-28 |
| 11318. | BlueJay314 (eajohnson2@live... | 82.57 | 92% | 2014-08-07 |
| 11319. | (ahhhhh) | 82.57 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 11320. | (jariahvue) | 82.56 | 95% | 2019-08-20 |
| 11321. | Alex (aweylmanfarwell) | 82.56 | 98.2% | 2023-07-11 |
| 11322. | (illya0820) | 82.56 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |