The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1088. | (kdang) | 138.27 | 99% | 2015-11-20 |
| 1089. | (astralconfetti) | 138.27 | 99% | 2012-11-26 |
| 1090. | (oooops) | 138.23 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 1091. | Alex (alexm123) | 138.22 | 99% | 2015-11-12 |
| 1092. | (omni) | 138.21 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 1093. | JohnPhilip (jinrakka) | 138.20 | 99% | 2012-01-30 |
| 1094. | (ergosolodotcom) | 138.17 | 99% | 2012-07-07 |
| 1095. | (blade8227) | 138.16 | 99% | 2019-01-21 |
| 1096. | (amo221) | 138.16 | — | 2010-09-04 |
| 1097. | (elithal) | 138.16 | — | 2009-04-15 |
| 1098. | (jimb0) | 138.16 | 99% | 2012-12-07 |
| 1099. | (clueou) | 138.15 | 97% | 2016-08-10 |
| 1100. | (artilar) | 138.14 | 98% | 2021-06-03 |
| 1101. | (albert471) | 138.10 | 99% | 2021-03-14 |
| 1102. | (legerity) | 138.08 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 1103. | (benjones123123) | 138.08 | 99% | 2016-05-18 |
| 1104. | (ghamie) | 138.06 | 98% | 2013-02-11 |
| 1105. | Dan (dbalaz) | 138.06 | 94% | 2014-04-04 |
| 1106. | (silent26) | 138.04 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 1107. | Justin (fluents) | 137.99 | 100% | 2017-05-26 |
| 1108. | (smurgus) | 137.99 | 92% | 2013-04-11 |
| 1109. | dead (karovin) | 137.97 | 98% | 2019-05-29 |
| 1110. | (roemo) | 137.97 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 1111. | (shayneorok) | 137.97 | 97% | 2015-10-01 |
| 1112. | F@§T£RPr0 (fastermart) | 137.96 | 99% | 2015-04-11 |
| 1113. | (timroddle) | 137.95 | 99% | 2022-10-14 |
| 1114. | (chocolatina) | 137.94 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 1115. | (syost) | 137.94 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
| 1116. | Tom Banks (tom_banks) | 137.94 | 98% | 2016-03-01 |
| 1117. | (vanp) | 137.91 | 99% | 2014-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |