So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26327. | Ser (juzser) | 58.68 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| 26328. | Alyx (alyx) | 58.68 | — | 2010-11-12 |
| 26329. | toudouche (seni42) | 58.67 | 92% | 2019-01-25 |
| 26330. | Janis (janisl1993) | 58.67 | 96% | 2021-11-06 |
| 26331. | tang (daoxuantang) | 58.67 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 26332. | Jessi (jessimccracken) | 58.66 | 95% | 2012-03-11 |
| 26333. | Typing (typingsikh) | 58.66 | 95% | 2020-11-06 |
| 26334. | duy (ngocduy235) | 58.66 | 94% | 2012-10-07 |
| 26335. | Simeon (alode) | 58.65 | 89% | 2016-11-17 |
| 26336. | Adam (adamwhite18) | 58.65 | 88% | 2017-01-10 |
| 26337. | Vic (vikken17) | 58.65 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
| 26338. | Ayan (ayan_007) | 58.65 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 26339. | mememiah (mememiah) | 58.65 | 94% | 2016-01-18 |
| 26340. | Edwin (aldoric) | 58.65 | 89% | 2016-02-22 |
| 26341. | Christina (christina9) | 58.65 | 97% | 2014-04-26 |
| 26342. | reed (reed1) | 58.65 | 91% | 2015-02-12 |
| 26343. | Athelas (athelas) | 58.64 | 94% | 2016-04-17 |
| 26344. | fei (feiamor) | 58.64 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
| 26345. | Rocherfarrala (rocherfarrala) | 58.64 | 93% | 2013-01-02 |
| 26346. | Erin (erinchipppppppp) | 58.64 | 96% | 2021-08-31 |
| 26347. | Craig (cragie) | 58.64 | 89% | 2014-06-11 |
| 26348. | Mahima (mahima_) | 58.64 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 26349. | Abu Raziel (abu_raziel) | 58.64 | 95% | 2014-09-16 |
| 26350. | Ian (iansmale) | 58.64 | 92% | 2013-09-29 |
| 26351. | （ゝω・）☆ (lightorz) | 58.64 | 91% | 2011-05-21 |
| 26352. | Alex (xzeroalex) | 58.64 | 95% | 2019-07-16 |
| 26353. | probe (typingmaster2987) | 58.64 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| 26354. | Dazzling (dazzling) | 58.64 | — | 2009-07-20 |
| 26355. | Rachit (rc13gamr) | 58.63 | 95% | 2022-12-04 |
| 26356. | Jainil (jainil04) | 58.63 | 93% | 2022-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |