Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1099. | 🌠Rubby🌠(mikerubby) | 96.73 | 98% | 2020-04-06 |
| 1100. | Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk) | 96.71 | 99% | 2019-08-02 |
| 1101. | Kkaayyemm (kkaayyemm) | 96.71 | 96% | 2018-02-22 |
| 1102. | Aleksandar (usernamegold) | 96.68 | 97% | 2019-10-12 |
| 1103. | fredo (fredoforever) | 96.68 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
| 1104. | Ahsan (ahsanba) | 96.67 | 98% | 2020-09-05 |
| 1105. | Pyry (pyry_ouri) | 96.66 | 97% | 2018-09-09 |
| 1106. | Isaac (isaacchen_cool) | 96.64 | 97% | 2019-11-11 |
| 1107. | One last time (ubershah) | 96.63 | 98% | 2020-03-13 |
| 1108. | FallenTypist (ixero) | 96.61 | 98% | 2019-11-22 |
| 1109. | sally (creamdonut) | 96.61 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 1110. | Seth (cucookid) | 96.60 | 98% | 2020-03-16 |
| 1111. | Bogart (clloyddcc) | 96.58 | 99% | 2020-08-09 |
| 1112. | carlos (carlit0) | 96.55 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
| 1113. | Sandy (sandykarunia) | 96.55 | 98% | 2019-01-24 |
| 1114. | Jaime (morsecode) | 96.53 | 98% | 2020-01-05 |
| 1115. | David (dazzlethc) | 96.51 | 98% | 2020-06-07 |
| 1116. | 100% (100percentaccurate) | 96.51 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 1117. | Michael (mkahen) | 96.49 | 97% | 2018-09-30 |
| 1118. | Axton (recklessxd) | 96.47 | 99% | 2018-12-05 |
| 1119. | Adnan (adnanzami) | 96.46 | 98% | 2019-02-03 |
| 1120. | Alex (alexjonathan) | 96.44 | 99% | 2018-05-11 |
| 1121. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 96.44 | 99% | 2020-09-04 |
| 1122. | Harry (harrytgg) | 96.43 | 98% | 2019-04-28 |
| 1123. | mergaza (chiboub) | 96.43 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 1124. | J (jhreb) | 96.40 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
| 1125. | Kevin (kevinater1) | 96.37 | 99% | 2018-11-29 |
| 1126. | ben (bumbleben7) | 96.34 | 95% | 2020-07-23 |
| 1127. | firedarkS (firedarks) | 96.32 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 1128. | Marin (marinbeal) | 96.32 | 96% | 2018-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |