And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14249. | Jumbo (jumboslowbro) | 89.01 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 14250. | Andre (andrepiske) | 89.01 | 97% | 2012-10-10 |
| 14251. | Ali (ezzomania) | 89.00 | 92% | 2014-08-17 |
| 14252. | Marci (cast5314) | 89.00 | 88% | 2014-10-12 |
| 14253. | Phil (moonchild58) | 89.00 | 97.8% | 2023-09-07 |
| 14254. | Chanson (fistarmeister) | 89.00 | 95% | 2015-06-16 |
| 14255. | Kenn (klaw2212) | 89.00 | 98% | 2019-04-11 |
| 14256. | Martin (martin333) | 89.00 | 96% | 2012-08-17 |
| 14257. | Jack (jackross) | 89.00 | 88% | 2011-12-13 |
| 14258. | Manne (epicblueberry) | 89.00 | 97% | 2017-06-07 |
| 14259. | Jeremy (orcane) | 88.99 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 14260. | Marcus (marchovieto) | 88.99 | 95% | 2023-10-21 |
| 14261. | Dvorak (kkqu) | 88.99 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
| 14262. | Iggy (mobounce) | 88.99 | 96.9% | 2021-02-01 |
| 14263. | Jeremy (jpl62793) | 88.99 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 14264. | Wassabi (wassabec) | 88.99 | 96% | 2015-02-25 |
| 14265. | Alex (qourle) | 88.98 | 97% | 2023-02-26 |
| 14266. | Shashank (shashu1509) | 88.98 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 14267. | jing (jingunnn) | 88.98 | 98% | 2020-06-28 |
| 14268. | The Real Snail (kelvin_paul) | 88.98 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 14269. | Ahh (jinxexe) | 88.98 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 14270. | Björn Orri (bjornorri) | 88.98 | 99% | 2015-03-17 |
| 14271. | Dim (workahol1c) | 88.98 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
| 14272. | Dj (dazerj) | 88.98 | 94% | 2012-12-10 |
| 14273. | Duncan (darkstar32526) | 88.98 | 89% | 2015-05-11 |
| 14274. | cwccc (khjhs8062) | 88.98 | 94% | 2013-10-24 |
| 14275. | Michael (michaelshahin2) | 88.97 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
| 14276. | Rafiq (rafiq) | 88.97 | — | 2010-07-26 |
| 14277. | hellisgood (hellisgood) | 88.97 | 99% | 2023-07-22 |
| 14278. | (weeping_weeblet) | 88.97 | 96.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |