The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11418. | jingleseason (jingleseason) | 86.54 | 98.3% | 2024-07-21 |
| 11419. | makkapakka123 (makkapakka123) | 86.54 | 97% | 2024-04-08 |
| 11420. | Zac (zacmuturi) | 86.54 | 97.2% | 2024-10-06 |
| 11421. | David (thevong) | 86.54 | 94% | 2014-09-26 |
| 11422. | Axel (axels) | 86.54 | 91% | 2015-04-12 |
| 11423. | G (yursefin) | 86.54 | 96% | 2012-03-20 |
| 11424. | ♫♪Luiz Santos♣ (vaninho) | 86.54 | 96% | 2014-12-20 |
| 11425. | សុខេង (boy0_9) | 86.54 | 98% | 2014-05-29 |
| 11426. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 86.54 | 96% | 2020-06-23 |
| 11427. | mintCHILL (mintchill) | 86.53 | 98% | 2025-06-19 |
| 11428. | typeMonkey (type_monkey_fast) | 86.53 | 97% | 2025-08-12 |
| 11429. | kalirocketdev (kalirocketdev) | 86.53 | 99% | 2025-02-22 |
| 11430. | Lagmybsf (sk0ttt) | 86.53 | 96.9% | 2024-07-11 |
| 11431. | Zeeshan (zeeshan13) | 86.52 | 97% | 2019-09-19 |
| 11432. | Novai (novai) | 86.52 | 97% | 2016-09-23 |
| 11433. | Callan (callick) | 86.52 | 97% | 2013-02-26 |
| 11434. | Adithyan (adithyan_8) | 86.51 | 97% | 2024-04-27 |
| 11435. | Valentine Ackerson (awwesom... | 86.51 | 97.6% | 2024-04-22 |
| 11436. | daym (daytor23) | 86.51 | 96% | 2024-05-02 |
| 11437. | VPK (iamvpk) | 86.51 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 11438. | logan (lighttstrike) | 86.50 | 97% | 2025-10-29 |
| 11439. | stayquietpeasants (neotitan... | 86.50 | 96% | 2025-03-21 |
| 11440. | ThePurpleHornet (thepurpleh... | 86.50 | 98.5% | 2025-01-31 |
| 11441. | Craig (clockworkcraig) | 86.50 | 97.2% | 2024-01-26 |
| 11442. | ssopm777 (ssopm777) | 86.50 | 98% | 2023-11-15 |
| 11443. | Tzemis (greekjames) | 86.50 | 94% | 2012-11-02 |
| 11444. | Francisco (cdt1) | 86.50 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 11445. | Lima (legit__mib) | 86.50 | 93% | 2016-04-06 |
| 11446. | Vanessa (vanvan922) | 86.50 | 93% | 2011-05-11 |
| 11447. | Carter (carterhl) | 86.49 | 98% | 2024-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |