The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13729. | hitler (race) | 38.32 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 13730. | Yves (dearofmine) | 38.31 | 94% | 2012-02-11 |
| 13731. | A R KAHN (akpro) | 38.31 | 92% | 2018-02-23 |
| 13732. | Sarah (haddeu) | 38.31 | 92% | 2016-10-28 |
| 13733. | Luqman (lqman104) | 38.31 | 93% | 2019-07-19 |
| 13734. | lanerfy (lanerfy11) | 38.31 | 85% | 2015-10-06 |
| 13735. | Bryce (gauss) | 38.31 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 13736. | Joseph (jbrankles) | 38.30 | 88% | 2016-11-14 |
| 13737. | Taxadd (deadpoet123) | 38.30 | 93% | 2022-05-28 |
| 13738. | Jeremy (jertho) | 38.30 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
| 13739. | harrins (harrins) | 38.29 | 97% | 2015-09-18 |
| 13740. | tan (tanspk) | 38.29 | 96% | 2011-05-28 |
| 13741. | ProYolk33 (anthonya13661) | 38.28 | 96% | 2022-12-29 |
| 13742. | Painzi (painzi) | 38.28 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| 13743. | Trần (thuytran898) | 38.28 | 90% | 2011-11-15 |
| 13744. | subahisrani1 (subahisrani1) | 38.28 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 13745. | dawnney (dawnney) | 38.27 | 93.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| 13746. | Mati-Allah (mati) | 38.27 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 13747. | Aoki (dragonsnake) | 38.27 | 86% | 2011-08-26 |
| 13748. | jo biden (jo_biden) | 38.26 | 97% | 2023-07-30 |
| 13749. | Sarang (spalaskar) | 38.26 | 95% | 2022-05-23 |
| 13750. | avi (ziva) | 38.26 | 92% | 2012-02-10 |
| 13751. | Mohammed (nomaan447) | 38.25 | 95% | 2023-07-10 |
| 13752. | Rochak (rochak27) | 38.25 | 93% | 2021-02-28 |
| 13753. | imperius (imperius13) | 38.25 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
| 13754. | amza (amza) | 38.25 | 92% | 2016-07-09 |
| 13755. | Deepak (deepak534) | 38.25 | 97% | 2016-12-10 |
| 13756. | Jon (captainllama) | 38.25 | 91% | 2011-09-29 |
| 13757. | Omar (sinnowc) | 38.24 | 95.3% | 2023-10-18 |
| 13758. | cprise (cprise) | 38.24 | 96% | 2012-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |