Mr. Chairperson, I'd like to report to the task force on a very esteem-enhancing experience I had recently - a past-life regression! With the help of a regression therapist, I was able to access one of my most fascinating lives - that of a goat herdess in first century Galilee! What was most astonishing about this former life was that my family then was made up entirely of people I know from this life!
—from 40: A Doonesbury Retrospective, a book by Garry Trudeau
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1984. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 78.19 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 1985. | No (bambusnippel) | 78.19 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
| 1986. | Joe (grimeson) | 78.18 | 99% | 2020-07-22 |
| 1987. | xelopan (xelopan) | 78.16 | 97% | 2020-02-04 |
| 1988. | Branden (brandendm) | 78.13 | 96% | 2020-02-23 |
| 1989. | Sanna (sanna83) | 78.12 | 98% | 2019-10-16 |
| 1990. | Pieter (piet3rr) | 78.10 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
| 1991. | arif (arif_islam) | 78.10 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 1992. | MtDewaholic (mtdewaholic) | 78.08 | 95% | 2019-06-06 |
| 1993. | Joshua (jefry1217) | 78.08 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 1994. | Bik (sfmf1998) | 78.05 | 95% | 2020-10-01 |
| 1995. | TheChosenOne (askthewizard) | 78.05 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 1996. | Nico (clarencenico) | 78.05 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 1997. | As-mar (burnflare) | 78.04 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 1998. | muffin (fatmuffin) | 78.04 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 1999. | John (jimmybombs) | 78.04 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
| 2000. | Alfie (davies0812) | 78.03 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 2001. | alphachadmale (theadampoops) | 78.02 | 96% | 2020-04-12 |
| 2002. | W (w_v_) | 78.01 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 2003. | NekokeN (hr47) | 78.00 | 95% | 2019-04-22 |
| 2004. | Big Wang (chairman_of_the_w... | 77.99 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 2005. | J (sd59fifty) | 77.99 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 2006. | Hermann (hermandreas) | 77.99 | 98% | 2018-01-21 |
| 2007. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 77.98 | 96% | 2018-02-04 |
| 2008. | Rinnaris (rinnaris) | 77.97 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 2009. | Ltotheo (ltotheo) | 77.97 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 2010. | Connor (c42855) | 77.93 | 97% | 2018-12-28 |
| 2011. | Nick (nicklong1599) | 77.92 | 96% | 2017-10-08 |
| 2012. | Aayush (imqwerty) | 77.91 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
| 2013. | Lars (aaberg) | 77.87 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,411 | 77.29 | October 7, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 60.14 | July 18, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 118.89 | July 15, 2019 |