The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17457. | Sepida (heartofthemoon) | 76.13 | 97% | 2012-06-07 |
| 17458. | patoo (jiahao8) | 76.13 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 17459. | Martin (palchone) | 76.13 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 17460. | æ (ac343) | 76.13 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 17461. | Bruno (bruno_2) | 76.13 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 17462. | Cute (rabbit4549) | 76.13 | 97% | 2019-06-23 |
| 17463. | Chibi (xchilla) | 76.13 | 92% | 2014-06-14 |
| 17464. | Lee (dona3315) | 76.13 | 96% | 2012-05-03 |
| 17465. | Amr (amrstien) | 76.12 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
| 17466. | tstats[legendarybbk] (legen... | 76.12 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 17467. | Dan (cantdecidedan) | 76.12 | 99% | 2021-10-01 |
| 17468. | Utkarsh (ugoel911) | 76.12 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 17469. | Rajesh (rajesh110494) | 76.12 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 17470. | Adam (adas02) | 76.12 | 95% | 2019-11-08 |
| 17471. | TK (filfirst) | 76.12 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 17472. | Rossco (total365) | 76.12 | 97% | 2014-10-26 |
| 17473. | Gabriel (giyas9970) | 76.11 | 94.8% | 2021-02-27 |
| 17474. | percocets167 (prxnxcb) | 76.11 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 17475. | Abn0rmalzzz (abn0rmalzzz) | 76.11 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
| 17476. | Yorn (yordelehihooo) | 76.11 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 17477. | davy (octopu5) | 76.11 | 99% | 2022-10-24 |
| 17478. | FREE PALESTINE (needlepaws) | 76.11 | 99% | 2022-06-08 |
| 17479. | David (davidzocker3) | 76.11 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 17480. | Brian (brianfong0416) | 76.11 | 94% | 2011-10-31 |
| 17481. | Daithí (daithi) | 76.11 | 96% | 2018-10-25 |
| 17482. | maharshi (supermaharshi) | 76.11 | 98% | 2011-12-11 |
| 17483. | AutismoBlast (autismoblast) | 76.10 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 17484. | fujisaki (fujisaki) | 76.10 | 93% | 2012-07-12 |
| 17485. | Small (amaro123) | 76.10 | 91% | 2015-01-29 |
| 17486. | Sien (sien) | 76.10 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |