So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19609. | Amir (goat_bot) | 68.86 | 95% | 2021-09-09 |
| 19610. | Kevin (faelinvxd) | 68.86 | 94.8% | 2021-03-02 |
| 19611. | Nuwan (nuwan6) | 68.86 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 19612. | Nick (nixterrocks) | 68.86 | 97% | 2013-10-14 |
| 19613. | Dush (dushnozzle) | 68.86 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 19614. | Ankush (ank123) | 68.86 | 86% | 2015-01-30 |
| 19615. | sir abelot (lololong) | 68.86 | 94% | 2018-11-19 |
| 19616. | Jordan (oreodragonborn) | 68.85 | 96.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 19617. | Leahwen (therealmaster) | 68.85 | 91% | 2012-10-13 |
| 19618. | Tuấn (tuanutan) | 68.85 | 95% | 2014-07-09 |
| 19619. | Rowsdower (r0wsd0w3r) | 68.84 | 96% | 2018-03-08 |
| 19620. | The (mrperfectionista) | 68.84 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 19621. | Nick (vergil_00) | 68.84 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 19622. | Nam (nnhoang) | 68.84 | 94% | 2016-05-22 |
| 19623. | Focusing (focusing) | 68.84 | 95% | 2015-05-17 |
| 19624. | Peter (spych102) | 68.84 | 94% | 2013-12-15 |
| 19625. | Chimney (chimneywastaken) | 68.83 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| 19626. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 68.83 | 95.4% | 2023-05-19 |
| 19627. | Fermin (ozymandiasf) | 68.83 | 98% | 2018-10-24 |
| 19628. | (twogah) | 68.83 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 19629. | David (davidst) | 68.83 | 93% | 2021-06-07 |
| 19630. | Clinton (eastwoodaussie) | 68.82 | 92% | 2012-12-23 |
| 19631. | sky (skymario) | 68.82 | 94% | 2021-12-01 |
| 19632. | Stefan (vanjuke) | 68.82 | 94% | 2023-05-30 |
| 19633. | milo (milox) | 68.82 | 96% | 2016-08-18 |
| 19634. | Trang (trang_nobita) | 68.82 | 95% | 2015-07-30 |
| 19635. | oO (nbfangyan) | 68.82 | 93% | 2011-09-26 |
| 19636. | Urgency (urgency) | 68.82 | 95% | 2019-01-14 |
| 19637. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 68.82 | 95% | 2017-01-22 |
| 19638. | Ayush (ayush_kratosh) | 68.82 | 97% | 2014-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |