I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10408. | mv0 (the_oko) | 89.05 | 99% | 2019-08-29 |
| 10409. | boop (maxicarlos08) | 89.05 | 96% | 2025-05-16 |
| 10410. | val (valcanyte) | 89.05 | 97% | 2020-04-04 |
| 10411. | gaf (shinryu1324) | 89.05 | 97% | 2017-02-03 |
| 10412. | William (wniu) | 89.04 | 92% | 2017-05-29 |
| 10413. | seb (seb162) | 89.04 | 97% | 2024-09-25 |
| 10414. | Haseeb (noob11169) | 89.04 | 99% | 2025-04-24 |
| 10415. | LESGOOOO LONGEST 100% (ever... | 89.04 | 98.2% | 2024-02-27 |
| 10416. | Jean (orangedrum) | 89.04 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 10417. | Tina (tezkmaa) | 89.04 | 99% | 2019-04-29 |
| 10418. | dong (dongdong7) | 89.04 | 96.1% | 2023-08-15 |
| 10419. | Emily (cletus_23) | 89.04 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 10420. | Nils (nosta_06) | 89.04 | 95% | 2023-11-18 |
| 10421. | Craig (jitterjuicegaming) | 89.04 | 100% | 2020-11-07 |
| 10422. | SiD (samueldim) | 89.03 | 99% | 2023-07-23 |
| 10423. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 89.03 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
| 10424. | Jay (jzydoo) | 89.02 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 10425. | Snake (snakeman45) | 89.02 | 95.5% | 2025-03-04 |
| 10426. | mplayer (mplayer) | 89.02 | 97% | 2020-01-15 |
| 10427. | David (davidpit) | 89.02 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 10428. | MakotoMachiYuki (makomachiy... | 89.02 | 98% | 2023-10-25 |
| 10429. | tempo (tempoxyz) | 89.01 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 10430. | Piriyapong (peawyoyoyin) | 89.00 | 98% | 2026-01-04 |
| 10431. | tstats[dannyworld] (dannywo... | 89.00 | 99% | 2023-01-05 |
| 10432. | Type Racist (typing_racer_24) | 88.99 | 98% | 2025-04-29 |
| 10433. | CanofSoda (canofasoda) | 88.99 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| 10434. | Danila (danilakarpeykin) | 88.99 | 98.2% | 2024-05-17 |
| 10435. | Diddy (diddy____) | 88.99 | 98% | 2021-01-05 |
| 10436. | Rajesh (rajesh110494) | 88.99 | 99% | 2021-09-29 |
| 10437. | Beau (bcased) | 88.99 | 99% | 2017-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |