I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5789. | Twilight (twlight_sparkle) | 98.18 | 99% | 2023-06-06 |
| 5790. | Dylan (nazinipz) | 98.18 | 97% | 2018-11-21 |
| 5791. | Nezu (nezumiastin0509) | 98.18 | 97.5% | 2021-02-20 |
| 5792. | KagetzuFlame (senshi10) | 98.17 | 97% | 2025-05-22 |
| 5793. | The (captainstraw) | 98.17 | 96% | 2018-09-20 |
| 5794. | Geirdriful (geirdriful) | 98.17 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 5795. | Ali (afregistry) | 98.17 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 5796. | jorddap (jorddap_7) | 98.16 | 97.1% | 2024-01-06 |
| 5797. | Krish (krishkat) | 98.15 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 5798. | Khatna (khatnabold) | 98.15 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 5799. | Terra (terranavis) | 98.14 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 5800. | please delete (ronthecookie) | 98.13 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 5801. | Gareth (morpen8) | 98.13 | 99% | 2020-06-28 |
| 5802. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 98.13 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| 5803. | sonderr (battery_sr) | 98.13 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 5804. | Dumby (cooh) | 98.12 | 99% | 2023-06-11 |
| 5805. | Hudson (hudson_the_cat) | 98.11 | 97% | 2024-10-08 |
| 5806. | Aviral (aviral_uchiha) | 98.11 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 5807. | davidpasion (davidpasion) | 98.11 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 5808. | ! (heckar) | 98.10 | 98.7% | 2025-03-16 |
| 5809. | Balraj (noob_racer_96) | 98.09 | 98% | 2023-06-28 |
| 5810. | yuh (yuhhhhh) | 98.09 | 96% | 2019-10-19 |
| 5811. | Ben (pro_benny) | 98.08 | 97.5% | 2024-10-15 |
| 5812. | Jens (imcre4tiive) | 98.08 | 96% | 2024-03-31 |
| 5813. | Ace (killgon) | 98.08 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 5814. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 98.08 | 97.4% | 2024-03-27 |
| 5815. | Ben (breakmystride) | 98.08 | 95% | 2020-12-07 |
| 5816. | Kevin (kevinparkit) | 98.08 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 5817. | sean (tpsn3) | 98.08 | 99% | 2020-02-02 |
| 5818. | Zexceed (shorif) | 98.07 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |