So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10547. | Vikas (a4atom) | 83.94 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
10548. | Sam (samuel1112) | 83.94 | 96% | 2016-06-10 |
10549. | leeharveyoswald (lee_harvey... | 83.93 | 98% | 2023-05-23 |
10550. | candman0705 (ethanso7) | 83.93 | 96% | 2022-10-09 |
10551. | Richard (jorimi) | 83.92 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
10552. | Jacob (jacobliu) | 83.92 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
10553. | Om3G4 (om3g4) | 83.92 | 96% | 2019-01-15 |
10554. | Iwasawa (toyosato) | 83.92 | 98% | 2012-06-12 |
10555. | Wade (hakunamatataa) | 83.91 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
10556. | you (youu) | 83.91 | — | 2009-04-30 |
10557. | david (digger514) | 83.91 | 96% | 2012-09-06 |
10558. | Matthais (maciejosas2012) | 83.90 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
10559. | Awolino (awolino) | 83.90 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
10560. | Paul (jinzonam) | 83.90 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
10561. | Gerhard (gkuschnik) | 83.90 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
10562. | danger (danger) | 83.90 | — | 2008-08-24 |
10563. | Kevin (tigonridge) | 83.89 | 99% | 2021-10-09 |
10564. | Anthotnaynay (anthonaynay) | 83.89 | 97% | 2018-07-16 |
10565. | limolikur (acumalaka) | 83.89 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
10566. | Leonardo (nscape) | 83.89 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
10567. | Jess (numbfingers) | 83.89 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
10568. | David (davidism) | 83.89 | — | 2009-12-18 |
10569. | Clannad AS (onepieceanime) | 83.89 | 97% | 2016-11-30 |
10570. | Ba (prttyfast) | 83.88 | 95% | 2021-05-17 |
10571. | siri (sag339) | 83.88 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
10572. | mh (mhan) | 83.88 | 98% | 2012-10-06 |
10573. | bebe (bebene) | 83.88 | 95% | 2012-02-07 |
10574. | Cody (smartwentcody) | 83.87 | 92% | 2011-05-27 |
10575. | jade (jadekat) | 83.87 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
10576. | cee (cxelle) | 83.86 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |