The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11846. | shaun (godloveme) | 43.36 | 95% | 2023-06-25 |
| 11847. | Anita (anitakang) | 43.36 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 11848. | David (davand88) | 43.36 | 90% | 2017-03-23 |
| 11849. | Doriath (doriath) | 43.35 | 96% | 2015-03-11 |
| 11850. | Kimi (rollerjr) | 43.35 | 95% | 2016-01-28 |
| 11851. | James (stanza) | 43.35 | 95% | 2021-01-18 |
| 11852. | Zenith (zenith1g) | 43.35 | 94% | 2022-11-20 |
| 11853. | Paskal (skapalpaskal) | 43.35 | 85% | 2014-04-23 |
| 11854. | Carjan (carjan) | 43.35 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 11855. | Zear (zear5) | 43.34 | 88% | 2017-04-14 |
| 11856. | zhuzewei (zhuzewei) | 43.34 | 97% | 2013-08-22 |
| 11857. | Ali (ali_m_96) | 43.33 | 93% | 2023-02-18 |
| 11858. | Danielle (danielle26) | 43.33 | 95% | 2016-01-13 |
| 11859. | Ratnesh (cobra818) | 43.33 | 94% | 2021-03-31 |
| 11860. | manoj (mjbx) | 43.33 | 94% | 2022-02-05 |
| 11861. | Sam (funkytuna) | 43.32 | 95.7% | 2021-02-03 |
| 11862. | RYU (ryuf) | 43.31 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 11863. | ali (alithegrandpa) | 43.31 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
| 11864. | ColemakGuy (twothumber) | 43.31 | 97% | 2017-03-31 |
| 11865. | y (yocha) | 43.31 | — | 2010-05-10 |
| 11866. | ♥《𝖑𝖎𝖑™》♥... | 43.31 | 93% | 2018-07-17 |
| 11867. | David (davidisapro) | 43.31 | 85% | 2011-10-25 |
| 11868. | bob (boobbies) | 43.30 | 95% | 2023-09-11 |
| 11869. | Nathan (konan1126) | 43.30 | 96% | 2017-07-10 |
| 11870. | mike (mike356379783) | 43.29 | 91% | 2016-09-25 |
| 11871. | Adrian (adrian_fernandez) | 43.29 | 91% | 2013-07-12 |
| 11872. | Kaith (kaith_47) | 43.29 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 11873. | Sweats Money (digital_dankie_) | 43.29 | 92% | 2021-11-05 |
| 11874. | Nabi (staggered_keys) | 43.28 | 97% | 2019-09-16 |
| 11875. | Tom (birdpoo) | 43.28 | 88% | 2017-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |