So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19300. | monty (mintos) | 69.57 | 94% | 2013-07-08 |
| 19301. | ravi (sravi4701) | 69.57 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 19302. | Sabz (sabx_keedi) | 69.57 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 19303. | Eric (slowcookah) | 69.56 | 93% | 2011-11-16 |
| 19304. | kebab (kebabidrija) | 69.56 | 96% | 2022-07-18 |
| 19305. | Jacob (frazisbest) | 69.56 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
| 19306. | Eric (typingquest) | 69.56 | 95% | 2017-01-20 |
| 19307. | Justice (justicegang) | 69.56 | 96% | 2012-04-10 |
| 19308. | Surya (suryayadavalli) | 69.56 | 97% | 2011-08-05 |
| 19309. | GGuest (42wpm) | 69.56 | 98% | 2015-08-21 |
| 19310. | Ed (posva) | 69.55 | 94% | 2016-10-06 |
| 19311. | Harumi (harhaze) | 69.55 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 19312. | naqdn (naqdn) | 69.55 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
| 19313. | O R I G I N A L ! (original... | 69.55 | 96% | 2018-02-21 |
| 19314. | Right (right1) | 69.55 | 96% | 2013-01-12 |
| 19315. | Joyce (jade789) | 69.55 | 96% | 2012-05-01 |
| 19316. | Aman (amanpc109) | 69.54 | 96% | 2022-12-13 |
| 19317. | Dhaval (dhaval06) | 69.54 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
| 19318. | Lo_key (lo_key) | 69.54 | 98% | 2015-01-11 |
| 19319. | Abhijeet (flamekaiser) | 69.54 | 96% | 2020-06-04 |
| 19320. | David (davidisapro) | 69.54 | 92% | 2016-01-07 |
| 19321. | Aman (aman_msr) | 69.54 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 19322. | chuate (chuatehacam) | 69.54 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 19323. | Spass (c6h12n2o6) | 69.54 | 92% | 2011-05-21 |
| 19324. | Mario (babbarey) | 69.54 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 19325. | Thanh Chung (arch_angel) | 69.54 | 98% | 2016-03-08 |
| 19326. | kAY (kingcosa) | 69.53 | 93% | 2013-08-06 |
| 19327. | Silverfishy (silverfishy) | 69.53 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 19328. | Irvin (irv05) | 69.53 | 95% | 2013-11-15 |
| 19329. | Jared (girth0lomew) | 69.53 | 95.8% | 2021-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |